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Guest grumpy-old-man
Have noticed a distinct lack of reference to 'VIs' on the forum recently. Is it because they have actually genuinely given up the game and aren't getting any column inches any more?

this is a very different year to 2005. :ph34r:

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Oh for sure, I don't have a philanthropic bone in my body!! I do have a good sense of schaudenfruede (or however you spell it) though!

It's Schadenfreude (always capital S).

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Its because virtually nobody belives anything but a crash is about to happen.

Look at all the warnings in the press and radio and tv, they have all shut up as the inevitable aproaches in fact they have probably not just stoped talking up the market but realised that With America and Spain slipping, and interest rates constantly rising that 'It is'nt different this time' after all and that house prices are far to much for peoples wages to handle.

Those that are daft enough to borrow massively rather than sensibly have all borrowed now, the only ones left are those who cant or 'refuse to' borrow, 6/7 times their wage.

Edited by Nelly

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All your estate agents are belong to us!


Narrator: In A.D. 2101 2007, war HPC was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb HPI.

(spoken in the Flash animation as Someone set up us the bomb)

Operator: We get signal interest rises.

Captain: What !

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen first time buyers !!

CATS: All your base potential dwellings are belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction infinite HPI.

Captain: What you say !!

CATS: You have no chance to survive buy or secure a rented home for an affordable price, make your time.

CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

(spoken in the Flash animation as Ha Ha Ha)

Operator: Captain !! *

Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!! Stop prostituting yourselves to the bank and buying over valued houses at 10x your salary!!

Captain: You know what you doing.

Captain: Move 'Zig' Stop buying now!.

Captain: For great justice.



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Does that mean I could have an Estate Agent 'as my bitch' ?

Abso - fsking - lutely.


You are an EA and you haven't sold sh1t for weeks.

Old Mrs Tibbs at number 43 wants to move into her retirement bungalow but her grabbing kids are holding our for 400K.

Bill comes along with 300K cash.

At this point the EAs are working for YOU.

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