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So we have a record number of business start ups, and, surprise surprise, a record number of business failures - 50% by year 3. Sounds okay really, BUT...

...lest young people be daunted by such stats, Gordon Brown, that master of the market (oi you gold bugs, don't giggle), is giving them a hand with summer schools. And so we see a bunch of kids working up ideas to conquer the world ... well not quite.

First up is team Impact (such an original name :P ) , where the teenagers are taking a doubly obsolete technology, vinyl records, cutting them up, and making racks for a singly obsolete technology, CDs. "We'll sell these for a good profit," enthuses their mini-Ian Beal-like team leader.

Oh fu@k. Could it get any grimmer?

I only wonder whether a close examination of the hack-sawed vinyl would reveal the letters "LVIS PRES" or "HE BEATL" .....

Edited by Sledgehead

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