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Press Agency: July 07/08/2006 23.45 BST

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

*Authorities in Manilla, Phillipines, report discovery in remote South Eastern island of two Japanese soldiers living in make-shift jungle shelter.

*Reported that neither knew World War Two had ended.

*Both had been living on diet of rice, fish and wild boar since 1994 when all communication with their command was lost.

*Both are receiving medical treatment.

*Men have been told of Japanese surrender, the atom bomb and economic recovery: of Man walking on the Moon and other scientific advances; shown images of modern day World; fashions; music and television; other cultural information spanning over 60 years.

*Asked to comment on what they found most fantastic about the modern World both men said: "House prices! You have to be kidding us!"

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Guest Bart of Darkness

eat sh1takke.!!

It is quite understandable; it's a very natural reaction. But one day - in a week, a month, a year - on that day when, God willing, we all return to normal house prices again, you're going to feel very proud of what you have achieved on this site in the face of great adversity. What you have done should be, and I think will be, an example to all our countrymen, landlord, homeowner and tenant alike. You have survived with honor - that, and more - here in the wilderness. You have turned defeat into victory. I congratulate you. Well done.
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  • 302 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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