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I am sure that the title of this post will generate a lot of answers.

I know of a landlord who I believe is renting without declaring the income. He may also be selling the house quite soon.

Recently this guy p1ssed me off a lot and I would like to repay the feeling, whether or not my suspitions are true. Who do I contact to get this looked into (capital gains and income tax that is)?

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I am sure that the title of this post will generate a lot of answers.

I know of a landlord who I believe is renting without declaring the income. He may also be selling the house quite soon.

Recently this guy p1ssed me off a lot and I would like to repay the feeling, whether or not my suspitions are true. Who do I contact to get this looked into (capital gains and income tax that is)?

Inland Revenue?

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This is a bit below the belt. Who is going to get the money? The notorious MPC member poisoner Gordon Clown. Why not slash his tyres or p1ss through his letterbox instead?

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This is a bit below the belt. Who is going to get the money? The notorious MPC member poisoner Gordon Clown. Why not slash his tyres or p1ss through his letterbox instead?

Why is it? Why should this guy benefit from fraud?

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That pissing through the letterbox thing - if it's spring loaded make bloody sure you don't let go and, assuming you have that bit under control, you might want to make sure the landlord hasn't got a dog.

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That pissing through the letterbox thing - if it's spring loaded make bloody sure you don't let go and, assuming you have that bit under control, you might want to make sure the landlord hasn't got a dog.

Good point. Gradually fill up large fermentation bottle with p1ss. When it is ready syphon it out through the landlords letterbox. That way you can protect yourself against any c0ck related catastrophes.

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