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My old man's a dustman

he wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimer trousers

and owns a bunch of buy to let

One house led to equity

And equity got his flats

Now he's got the interest rising

The banks will get him back

I thank you.........

I think we could even start a limeric section - lets face it this place is a home from home.

Please limerics agogo - I love 'em I tell's Ya.

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My old man's a dustman

he wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimer trousers

and owns a bunch of buy to let

One house led to equity

And equity got his flats

Now he's got the interest rising

The banks will get him back

I thank you.........

I think we could even start a limeric section - lets face it this place is a home from home.

Please limerics agogo - I love 'em I tell's Ya.

There was a keen FTB from Slough

Who really felt he had to buy -NOW,

To the EA he went,

£250 grand is now spent,

His one-bed's dropped £100K already - "HOW?!"

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There was a keen FTB from Slough

Who really felt he had to buy -NOW,

To the EA he went,

£250 grand is now spent,

His one-bed's dropped £100K already - "HOW?!"

Well it did the trick - I now have a big cheesy Limericesque smile on my face.

I'll see what I can come up with.

Amusementsville.

There once was a U.K. nation

who Belived in House Prrice Inflation

When IR's were low

they skiped high and low

And forgot about the debt creation

Edited by music man

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There was a fine man from Brent

Who thought, I know I'll sell to rent,

House prices went down

He danced like a clown

and the profits more than covered a rather boring period where he profitted largely.

sorry about the rythmn.

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prices were once set to leap

first time buyers were acting like sheep

until they twigged

that the stats were all rigged

and the landlords were in sh*t knee deep

Edited by camem'

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prices were once set to leap

first time buyers were acting like sheep

until they twigged

that the stats were all rigged

and the landlords were in sh*t knee deep

I'm afraid if I said ear to ear you'd know I'm not lying.

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My old man's a dustman

he wears a dustman's hat

He wears cor blimer trousers

and owns a bunch of buy to let

One house led to equity

And equity got his flats

Now he's got the interest rising

The banks will get him back

I thank you.........

I think we could even start a limeric section - lets face it this place is a home from home.

Please limerics agogo - I love 'em I tell's Ya.

it's scary how close too the truth you are. trust me I have seen it first hand

you need a verse about mew, audi's and merc's

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Hey CAM give it abash.

O lord won't you give me a Mercedes Benz

My friends all have BTL's I must make amends

My life of frugality

Does not pay me divedends

Oh Lord won't ya give me a Mercedes Benz

Edited by music man

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you need a verse about mew, audi's and merc's

a chap once decided to mew

his new audi RS just flew

until they came knocking

it was rather shocking

two sets of keys turned out to be due

:rolleyes:

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Phil and Kirsty are gits

100% house price nitwits

no idea of economy

their downfall was on me

so I just bought bed-sits

I guess I kindly did it.

Edited by music man

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1 trillion pounds of debt

An economic miracle some say

If hedge funds all make the same wrong bet

It's going to be a very dark day

Everyone is happily mewed

The economy's screwed

House prices as high as a kite

When they crash it will be shite

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Guest wrongmove

Perhaps a more realistic version...

My old man's a dustman

he wears a dustman's hat

but he bought a house in '95

and he don't give a sh@t !!

He's paid off half his mortgage

he's lots of equity

he bought a house in '95

and he don't give a pee !!

My mate's dad is a lawyer

and he bought in '03

mewed for a plasma telly

and some more property

His mortgage is now bigger

his telly's on the blink

and as for how much equity ?

what do HPCers think ?

:P

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There once was a misguided Chancellor

Who thought HPI could enhance the poor

But it all was a sham

"Get cheap debt while you can"

Well they bought it all and then went to France for more

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There was a young girl called Kirsty

For house price rises she was thirsty

She didn't like Hips

And she shouted from her lips

A house price crash will not bursty

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A Mortgage Advisor named Seth

Defended his case with each breath

He printed his twaddle

As Without-A-Paddle

And bored fellow posters to death.

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There once was a man named TTRTR.

His posts on the forum always took things a bit far.

He didn't write them for principle or passion or greed.

He wrote them because of an overwhelming need.

Im sure you all know, and I don't have to mention,

He writes and he writes cos he loves the attention.

I thank yew. B)

Edited by geneer

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