music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 My old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimer trousers and owns a bunch of buy to let One house led to equity And equity got his flats Now he's got the interest rising The banks will get him back I thank you......... I think we could even start a limeric section - lets face it this place is a home from home. Please limerics agogo - I love 'em I tell's Ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StrapInThisIsGoingToHurt Report post Posted June 7, 2006 My old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimer trousers and owns a bunch of buy to let One house led to equity And equity got his flats Now he's got the interest rising The banks will get him back I thank you......... I think we could even start a limeric section - lets face it this place is a home from home. Please limerics agogo - I love 'em I tell's Ya. There was a keen FTB from Slough Who really felt he had to buy -NOW, To the EA he went, £250 grand is now spent, His one-bed's dropped £100K already - "HOW?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) There was a keen FTB from Slough Who really felt he had to buy -NOW, To the EA he went, £250 grand is now spent, His one-bed's dropped £100K already - "HOW?!" Well it did the trick - I now have a big cheesy Limericesque smile on my face. I'll see what I can come up with. Amusementsville. There once was a U.K. nation who Belived in House Prrice Inflation When IR's were low they skiped high and low And forgot about the debt creation Edited June 7, 2006 by music man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuyingBear Report post Posted June 7, 2006 The working class can kiss my ar$e, I've got ten buy-to-let at last. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 There was a fine man from Brent Who thought, I know I'll sell to rent, House prices went down He danced like a clown and the profits more than covered a rather boring period where he profitted largely. sorry about the rythmn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
camem' Report post Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) prices were once set to leap first time buyers were acting like sheep until they twigged that the stats were all rigged and the landlords were in sh*t knee deep Edited June 7, 2006 by camem' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 prices were once set to leap first time buyers were acting like sheep until they twigged that the stats were all rigged and the landlords were in sh*t knee deep I'm afraid if I said ear to ear you'd know I'm not lying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kam Report post Posted June 7, 2006 My old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimer trousers and owns a bunch of buy to let One house led to equity And equity got his flats Now he's got the interest rising The banks will get him back I thank you......... I think we could even start a limeric section - lets face it this place is a home from home. Please limerics agogo - I love 'em I tell's Ya. it's scary how close too the truth you are. trust me I have seen it first hand you need a verse about mew, audi's and merc's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuyingBear Report post Posted June 7, 2006 One man went to MEW, went to MEW a Merc, Beemer, Audi, Lotus, Aston and Audi! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) Hey CAM give it abash. O lord won't you give me a Mercedes Benz My friends all have BTL's I must make amends My life of frugality Does not pay me divedends Oh Lord won't ya give me a Mercedes Benz Edited June 7, 2006 by music man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Without_a_Paddle Report post Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... Once the rent cost more than her pension She didn't know what else to do..." Edited June 7, 2006 by Without_a_Paddle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuyingBear Report post Posted June 7, 2006 O lord Lloyds won't you loan me a Mercedes Benz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 There was a man from Antrim whose major talk was to spin the miracle economy was just an epithany Of life in the hands of bankers sin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
camem' Report post Posted June 7, 2006 you need a verse about mew, audi's and merc's a chap once decided to mew his new audi RS just flew until they came knocking it was rather shocking two sets of keys turned out to be due Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 Would someone kindly do a Phil and Kirsty one as I really have little idea about them and consider them gits. 'nough said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) Phil and Kirsty are gits 100% house price nitwits no idea of economy their downfall was on me so I just bought bed-sits I guess I kindly did it. Edited June 7, 2006 by music man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 A miracle economy he said Not caring as he went to bed Then one night he knew that the sh1te that he spew Was dooomed as all the markets fled Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Doom Report post Posted June 7, 2006 1 trillion pounds of debt An economic miracle some say If hedge funds all make the same wrong bet It's going to be a very dark day Everyone is happily mewed The economy's screwed House prices as high as a kite When they crash it will be shite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
music man Report post Posted June 7, 2006 Banks know where it's at They give us all the pat Get in debt is just a way it'll always make you have to pay And then your in their trap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrongmove Report post Posted June 8, 2006 Perhaps a more realistic version... My old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat but he bought a house in '95 and he don't give a sh@t !! He's paid off half his mortgage he's lots of equity he bought a house in '95 and he don't give a pee !! My mate's dad is a lawyer and he bought in '03 mewed for a plasma telly and some more property His mortgage is now bigger his telly's on the blink and as for how much equity ? what do HPCers think ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
befuddled Report post Posted June 8, 2006 There once was a misguided Chancellor Who thought HPI could enhance the poor But it all was a sham "Get cheap debt while you can" Well they bought it all and then went to France for more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cupidstunt Report post Posted June 8, 2006 My old mans a builder He wares a builders cap You want to see his newbuilds They're really a pile of crap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahBell Report post Posted June 8, 2006 There was a young girl called Kirsty For house price rises she was thirsty She didn't like Hips And she shouted from her lips A house price crash will not bursty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muttley Report post Posted June 8, 2006 A Mortgage Advisor named Seth Defended his case with each breath He printed his twaddle As Without-A-Paddle And bored fellow posters to death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geneer Report post Posted June 8, 2006 (edited) There once was a man named TTRTR. His posts on the forum always took things a bit far. He didn't write them for principle or passion or greed. He wrote them because of an overwhelming need. Im sure you all know, and I don't have to mention, He writes and he writes cos he loves the attention. I thank yew. Edited June 8, 2006 by geneer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
