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Good EA girl Sandy and painter and dodgy surveyor Danny fell in love over the quiet summer season when nothing is selling. But when they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same agency, will they be able to rekindle their romance...?

Summer MEWin' had me a blast

Summer MEWin', spent cash so fast

I met a girl crazy for TVs

I met a boy, flushed as can be

Summer days spendin' away,

On uh-oh those summer flights

Tell me more, tell me more,

Did you buy any cars?

Tell me more, tell me more,

Did you install a spa?

She goes to work, starts to ramp

He's pretending the market's not damp

I saved her life, she nearly drowned

But debt's not so special, plenty around

Summer sun, something's begun,

They've MEWed for those summer flights

Tell me more, tell me more,

Was it love at first sight?

Tell me more, tell me more,

Did sellers put up a fight?

He got friendly, holdin' my hand

Well I could tell, she was well tanned

He was sweet, just twenty-one

Well she looked good, her boobs had been done

Summer heat, boy and girl meet,

But uh-oh those summer flights

Tell me more, tell me more,

How much dough did he spend?

Tell me more, tell me more,

What multiples could she lend?

It turned colder, our spree had to end

No more credit but we'd still be friends

Then we made our true love vow

Wonder what flats she's sellin' now

Summer debt turns to regret,

But oh, those summer flights

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The Friday night slot usually belongs to Dead. :angry: Giving him a run for his benz are you Rich M? ;)

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I have to write the musical single-handed?

Not the first time RichM has had to hold the fort on his own...

Well, you're doing a fine job of it. :rolleyes:

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Tonight has been a comforting experience, like a pair of slippers that are at least three weeks old.

Strangely, Randall's story about the war in Iraq being about the dollar, and not oil made be feel better.

As did fruitsie's thread about renting.

And now Rich's masterpiece.

Interestingly you didn't specify the tune, but I have this really catchy anthem that I just can't get out of my head.

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Tonight has been a comforting experience, like a pair of slippers that are at least three weeks old.

Strangely, Randall's story about the war in Iraq being about the dollar, and not oil made be feel better.

As did fruitsie's thread about renting.

And now Rich's masterpiece.

Interestingly you didn't specify the tune, but I have this really catchy anthem that I just can't get out of my head.

It's Summer Nights from Grease - have you been living in a cupboard?? ;)

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Oh.

Anyway, I have to be careful - the mods are following me. :unsure:

I'm dangerous. :ph34r:

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Your story's sad to tell

doom-monging ne'er-do-well

Most mixed up FTB on the block

Your future's so unclear now,

what's left of your career now

Couldn't even manage some chop-chop

Estate agent drop-out, no backhand deal for you

Estate agent drop-out, your targets didn't come through

Well at least you could have taken time

to work out how to gazump

After spending all that dough

to avoid giving your boss a hump

Baby get moving (Better get movin)

Why keep your feeble hopes alive

What are you proving (What are you provin)

You're blond but you've no four-wheeled drive

If you go for A-levels you could leave flats to those fools

Turn in your bull sh!t and go back to Vet school

Estate agent dropout (estate agent dropout)

Hanging by the hardware store

Estate agent dropout (estate agent dropout)

You should leave fittings to the bores

Well they couldn't teach you anything you speak too much sense

No seller would go to you unless she was dense

Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)

You can't commit this sort of fraud

Better forget it (Forget it)

They must spend more than they can afford!

Now your rents are cheap, your yields low but still the world is cruel

Wipe off that agent's face and go back to Vet school

Baby don't blow it

Don't put my good advice to shame

Baby you know it

Only thieves can play this game

Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta fly

Gotta be going to that chop shop on the sky

Estate agent dropout (estate agent dropout)

Go back to Vet school

Estate agent dropout (estate agent dropout)

Go back to Vet school

Estate agent dropout (estate agent dropout)

Go back to Vet school

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It's Summer Nights from Grease - have you been living in a cupboard??

Studio apartment is the correct term. ;)

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