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On channel 5 now.

Someone has bought off-plan in Bulgaria and is hoping to double their money in 6 months.

Billy Shears

How long have I been saying it now? Global property boom, global bust. Muppets. :rolleyes:

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On channel 5 now.

Someone has bought off-plan in Bulgaria and is hoping to double their money in 6 months.

Billy Shears

... meanwhile over on c4 Krusty gets the hump. :lol:

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But but there's that other property program on with Paul (from the Apprentice) on Sky 257. Or that Krusty on C4!

What do I do???

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But but there's that other property program on with Paul (from the Apprentice) on Sky 257. Or that Krusty on C4!

What do I do???

We should have organise a property porn rota, and each write paragraph summaries of what went on.

Warning: I only saw half the program...

For Property Developing Abroad, the summary is:

(i) Boy, do I hope I never have that woman as a landlord.

(ii) Newbuild with dodgy finish. Bits of skirting board coming off. Sockets a bit stiff. She should consider whether she should sue the developer.

(iii) Bought her own furniture and kitchen for relative pennies rather than buying the developers' standard furniture pack.

(iv) Bossed the workmen around in a really annoying voice, including specifying the order the work should be done in.

(v) Signed a contract without an independent English speaking lawyer.

(vi) Arrived back a bit later and it was all finished. Will now make a mint as local estate agents have valued her property at more than she paid for, have said that it will take in 20% rental yield, and will be worth twice what it is worth now in a few years time.

(vii) She's holding onto the property for long term profits. Nothing at all in real ££££ yet as she hadn't even rented it out to anyone as far as I could see.

... meanwhile over on c4 Krusty gets the hump. :lol:

What? Do you mean her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps?

Billy Shears

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But but there's that other property program on with Paul (from the Apprentice) on Sky 257. Or that Krusty on C4!

What do I do???

For starters, you never, ever admit to having Sky Plus on HPC. :unsure:

Or an ipod. Or a car. Or an inside toilet.

What? Do you mean her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps?

Billy Shears

No, it will be her baby bumps. Don't encourage him Billy, he is endless enough already. :rolleyes:

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No, it will be her baby bumps. Don't encourage him Billy, he is endless enough already. :rolleyes:

Some people are turned on by baby bumps. And I'm sure no-one will challenge me on that and force me to go off and google up the evidence.

Billy Shears

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