Solvent Celt Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurejon Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Beware, there is a terrorist on every street corner, and I am your Man!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupidstunt Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 (edited) Charles Clarke becomes a Policeman after being sacked from the Home Office Edited May 18, 2006 by cupidstunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzMosiz Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 (edited) Tony: Crash Crash I Love You....But we've only got 14 hours to save the economy!!! GORDONS ALIVE?? (for now) Edited May 18, 2006 by OzzMosiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʎqɐqɹǝʞɐɥs Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Charles Clarke becomes a Policeman after being sacked from the Home Office I thought it was Frank Dobson. Anyone remember him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall Sceptic Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Tony: Crash Crash I Love You....But we've only got 14 hours to save the economy!!! I was going to say that - well said Ozz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurejon Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 "Now remember what I said Gordon, when you get to Stockwell Tube Station, jump the barrier and shout God is Great". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichM Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I think Tony should actually be Ming the Merciless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzMosiz Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I was going to say that - well said Ozz Sorry mate! Crash!! aaaahhhhh!!! He screwed everyone of us!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Winners and Losers Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Saviour of our Universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichM Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Oh no Crash! You didn't kill boom and bust with your prudence ray - it was just sleeping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duplex Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Cop: On yer bike! Brown to Blair: Can you ride tandem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Charles Clarke becomes a Policeman after being sacked from the Home Office ...and then requires major surgery after suffering a lightning strike to the gonads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get real Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Mind where your'e jamming that butt, boss ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichM Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 The planet of Inflationia is sucking us in Crash - we can't escape! We're doomed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuyingBear Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Cops 'n Robbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DabHand Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I think Tony should actually be Ming the Merciless Which would make Prescott: Mingin' the Jobless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichM Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Which would make Prescott: Mingin' the Jobless. No, he's Brian Blessed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBeau Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 This years Eurovision song entry: "Boombangaboom, Boombangaboom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvent Celt Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I think Tony should actually be Ming the Merciless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp1 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Quick Crash! - We've only got 60 seconds to save the MEWniverse! Use your Debt-Ray Gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once in a lifetime Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Dashed - a-ah - saviour of the universe Cash - a-ah - he's slaved everyone of us Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hashed - a-ah - he's a miracle Smashed - a-ah - king of the impossible He's f**ked everyone of us Stands for economic bust We can’t save in this mighty land Every man every woman every child Here comes the mighty crash No-one but the pure in heart may find the gold he’s sold Oh oh - oh oh Flash git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bart of Darkness Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Crash- Ah - Saviour of the economy Crash- Ah - He'll tax every one of us Seemingly there is no reason for these (Extraordinary falls in the value of the pound [ha ha ha] What's happening Crash? Only Dr Meiser-Stedman formerly at NASA Has provided any explanation) Crash- Ah - He's a miracle economist (This mornings unprecedented fall in the FTSE Is no cause for alarm) Crash- Ah - King of the impossible He's taxing every one of us Taxing every one of us He'll take with a mighty hand Every man, every woman, every child in the land Just a man with a man's guile He knows nothing (but that's never stopped him before) But he can never fail (to fudge the books) (Crash Crash I love you But we only have fourteen hours to save the economy) Crash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Mainwaring Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 "Crash, are you sure the Neoclassical Endrogenous Growth Ray will keep the huge Debtbubble monster at bay?" "On yer bike posh boy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest horace Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 (edited) Come on Gordon we`ll get the bast*rd who parked their bike there. h. Edited May 18, 2006 by horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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