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Solvent Celt, May 18, 2006 in House prices and the economy
Beware, there is a terrorist on every street corner, and I am your Man!!.
Charles Clarke becomes a Policeman after being sacked from the Home Office
Tony: Crash Crash I Love You....But we've only got 14 hours to save the economy!!!
GORDONS ALIVE?? (for now)
I thought it was Frank Dobson. Anyone remember him?
I was going to say that - well said Ozz
"Now remember what I said Gordon, when you get to Stockwell Tube Station, jump the barrier and shout God is Great".
I think Tony should actually be Ming the Merciless
He screwed everyone of us!!!
Saviour of our Universe
Oh no Crash! You didn't kill boom and bust with your prudence ray - it was just sleeping!
Cop: On yer bike!
Brown to Blair: Can you ride tandem?
...and then requires major surgery after suffering a lightning strike to the gonads.
Mind where your'e jamming that butt, boss !
The planet of Inflationia is sucking us in Crash - we can't escape! We're doomed!
Cops 'n Robbers
Which would make Prescott: Mingin' the Jobless.
No, he's Brian Blessed!!!
This years Eurovision song entry: "Boombangaboom, Boombangaboom!"
Quick Crash! - We've only got 60 seconds to save the MEWniverse!
Use your Debt-Ray Gun!
Dashed - a-ah - saviour of the universe
Cash - a-ah - he's slaved everyone of us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hashed - a-ah - he's a miracle
Smashed - a-ah - king of the impossible
He's f**ked everyone of us
Stands for economic bust
We can’t save in this mighty land
Every man every woman every child
Here comes the mighty crash
No-one but the pure in heart may find the gold he’s sold
Oh oh - oh oh
Crash- Ah - Saviour of the economy
Crash- Ah - He'll tax every one of us
Seemingly there is no reason for these
(Extraordinary falls in the value of the pound [ha ha ha]
What's happening Crash?
Only Dr Meiser-Stedman formerly at NASA
Has provided any explanation)
Crash- Ah - He's a miracle economist
(This mornings unprecedented fall in the FTSE
Is no cause for alarm)
Crash- Ah - King of the impossible
He's taxing every one of us
Taxing every one of us
He'll take with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman, every child in the land
Just a man with a man's guile
He knows nothing (but that's never stopped him before)
But he can never fail (to fudge the books)
(Crash Crash I love you
But we only have fourteen hours to save the economy)
"Crash, are you sure the Neoclassical Endrogenous Growth Ray will keep the huge Debtbubble monster at bay?"
"On yer bike posh boy"
Come on Gordon we`ll get the bast*rd who parked their bike there.
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