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I loved this....

A couple of years back I was sitting in a ladies lounge finishing my sales-spiel when the front door burst open and with King Kong like footsteps a burly primate, the like of which I’d last seen chewing raw-meat at Whipsnade zoo, bundled accusingly into the room.

‘So this is the poncy ******* is it?’ Snarled the thug as he aggressively crossed, without any visible vine swinging, towards me.

I was up out of the seat and backing away, clipboard raised defensively, thinking of hurling my biro at the muscle-bound ape, in the vain hope that the pen truly was mightier than the sword. When his soon to be ex-wife screamed the immortal words, that if I live to be a hundred I’m unlikely to hear again:

‘Don’t hit him he’s only an estate agent!’

The thug paused, and I could see the cogs whirring, he turned incredulously to his wife.

‘You’re f*****g an estate agent?’

‘No you idiot,’ she spat, ‘ you think I’d f**k a f*****g estate agent?’

I have to confess I was a trifle hurt by that, but at least it wasn’t physical.

:lol::lol:

http://www.agentsdiary.blogspot.com/

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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