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Was out on the ran dan with a fellow HPCer last weekend and we could not believe our eyes when we realised that both Colin and Justin from 'How Not To Decorate Your House' where mincing it up in the same pub as us. :blink: It seems that property porn is paying well as they were both in extremely high spirits, probably due to them securing a 3rd series with channel5. :( Colin seemed exceptionally happy as he minced around the pub loudly ramping into his mobile and performing the occassional pirouette. :huh:

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Was out on the ran dan with a fellow HPCer last weekend and we could not believe our eyes when we realised that both Colin and Justin from 'How Not To Decorate Your House' where mincing it up in the same pub as us. :blink: It seems that property porn is paying well as they were both in extremely high spirits, probably due to them securing a 3rd series with channel5. :( Colin seemed exceptionally happy as he minced around the pub loudly ramping into his mobile and performing the occassional pirouette. :huh:

There's something about these two talentless no-hopers that drives me into a rage... why are they on TV at all? Why can i never change the channel fast enough when i see them there?

I have far more respect for Kirsty Allsop or Sarah Beeny than these two, and that's saying something.

Regarding the decoration of my house I've been thinking about a blood red, scarlet colour recently...

So where are Colin and Justin when you actually have a use for them?!?!

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That 'make a property million' thing they did was appalling TV. The BBC kept throwing money at them; they would have been bankrupt without constant injections of cash. Very misleading.

And their 'design' skills seem to involve dotting bunches of stuff about. A bunch of sticks by a fireplace adds £45K to the average terrace. It's true.

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Perhaps shakerbabys Bi ?

No its wasnt a gay bar but even if it was why would you have to be gay or bi to visit? :rolleyes: Its actually a bar frequented by z-list tv celebs and actors.

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There's something about these two talentless no-hopers that drives me into a rage... why are they on TV at all? Why can i never change the channel fast enough when i see them there?

I have far more respect for Kirsty Allsop or Sarah Beeny than these two, and that's saying something.

Regarding the decoration of my house I've been thinking about a blood red, scarlet colour recently...

So where are Colin and Justin when you actually have a use for them?!?!

Totally agree. Everyone I speak to freackin hates them too!

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Nah! :lol:

He's too much of a one for the laydeez. :P

How would being bi keep him away from the laydeez? We have never seen the other side of his avatar. Perhaps if it could turn around, there'd be a big surprise for us all.

Billy Shears

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Was out on the ran dan with a fellow HPCer last weekend

Why were you at a gay bar? :blink:

I always suspected Winners and Losers was a man!

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I am often ashamed to be Scottish when this pair are on the telly, at least someone like Lorraine Kelly is twee, but the grannys like her. Everyone hates this pair of twats.

The only thing worth watching is when their project manager says "that idea sounds like a load of shite".

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I am often ashamed to be Scottish when this pair are on the telly, at least someone like Lorraine Kelly is twee, but the grannys like her. Everyone hates this pair of twats.

The only thing worth watching is when their project manager says "that idea sounds like a load of shite".

I've only seen it once or twice, but I did see the million pound property one where the blond one had hissy fits all over the place. What a bitch!

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Was out on the ran dan with a fellow HPCer last weekend and we could not believe our eyes when we realised that both Colin and Justin from 'How Not To Decorate Your House' where mincing it up in the same pub as us. :blink: It seems that property porn is paying well as they were both in extremely high spirits, probably due to them securing a 3rd series with channel5. :( Colin seemed exceptionally happy as he minced around the pub loudly ramping into his mobile and performing the occassional pirouette. :huh:

Christ on a bike it's the "Siegfried and Roy" of property Porn!

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I saw them in Royal Exchange Square Christmas shopping and have to say the blonde one looked like a complete and utter miserable b**tard! It was Christmas FFS!

Which one is which anyway so's I can tell him to cheer up next time.

NDL

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Ignoring whatever they do on screen, surely just about every normal homosexual deplores this fake queening and ridiculous behaviour - why does the slightly less bent acting one not just give him a proper slap and have done with it.

Seriously, they don't appear to be any good at making money on property itself and it seems that they are only on the telly to add to the unequal opportunities quotient and to make most of us shout at the telly.

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I saw them in Royal Exchange Square Christmas shopping and have to say the blonde one looked like a complete and utter miserable b**tard! It was Christmas FFS!

Which one is which anyway so's I can tell him to cheer up next time.

NDL

Just looked up to check as I was unsure and apparantly the blonde one (who was the one mincing around the pub, performing the occassional pirouette combined with a hair flick) is Justin. He certainly didnt look miserable, more high as a kite.

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Excuse me everyone, if you don't mind. :rolleyes:

Making assumptions about my whereabouts over the weekend.

Btw, Justin looked like he'd put on quite a few pounds. :unsure:

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Excuse me everyone, if you don't mind. :rolleyes:

Making assumptions about my whereabouts over the weekend.

Btw, Justin looked like he'd put on quite a few pounds. :unsure:

Not denying it though are we ;)

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