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Land Registry Figures: Yoy Falls Of 25% Nationwide

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Yawn.

F*ck.

I'm bored. Same old, same old.

Anybody got anything interesting or original to say?

Clearly not.

I'm off to buy a house

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Yawn.

F*ck.

I'm bored. Same old, same old.

Anybody got anything interesting or original to say?

Clearly not.

I'm off to buy a house

Where?

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Go for it, Baz! I expect, even though it's the middle of Saturday night, you'll still find the EAs hard at work if you call them up right now. After all, "Spring bounce" and all that. They seem to be having problems sleeping at the moment, so I hear....

Best of luck. Remember to get an Interest-only mortgage, too. 100% ones are best, I believe. And offer over the asking price.

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Where?

I was thinking of a detached 5 bedroomed house in Chelsea.

Go to a a mortgage broker, claim to be earning £ 2.5m pa. , earn another 300k on my credit cards, (easy peasy) and rent out the rooms to the local Sloanes at 1000K a month.

I've no doubt it could be done with the right broker.

I could be a property millionaire overnight.

That's what thoasands of others are doing . Not far fetched in the slightest.

OK! So I can't be arsed to fill in the forms. Leave it to someone else to be a victim.

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I was thinking of a detached 5 bedroomed house in Chelsea.

Go to a a mortgage broker, claim to be earning £ 2.5m pa. , earn another 300k on my credit cards, (easy peasy) and rent out the rooms to the local Sloanes at 1000K a month.

I've no doubt it could be done with the right broker.

I could be a property millionaire overnight.

That's what thoasands of others are doing . Not far fetched in the slightest.

OK! So I can't be arsed to fill in the forms. Leave it to someone else to be a victim.

Thanks Baz

I think it can just be done.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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