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(for music click here)

[Verse 1]

I'm too sexy for this party,

My tush is fat and hearty,

I'm far from arty-faaaaaaaar-ty

I'm too sexy for front benches

Bring me your saucy wenches

Too numerous to ment-chez

[Chorus]

I'm an MP

You know what that means

my ears are deaf to all but your catcalls

I'm an MP

You know what that means

I'll do my best to answer all your catcalls

[Verse 2]

I'm too sexy for the Blairs

My @rse takes up two chairs

I take babes on in pairrrrr-z

I'm too sexy for the voters

I shove pies back in shed-loads

and block the loo with floaters

[Chorus Repeat]

I'm an MP

You know what that means

my ears are deaf to all but your catcalls

I'm an MP

You know what that means

I'll do my best to answer all your catcalls

All your catcalls

All your catcalls

I'll do my best to answer all your catcalls

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(for music click here)

[Verse 1]

I'm too sexy for this party,

My tush is fat and hearty,

I'm far from arty-faaaaaaaar-ty

I'm too sexy for front benches

Bring me your saucy wenches

Too numerous to ment-chez

[Chorus]

I'm an MP

You know what that means

my ears are deaf to all but your catcalls

I'm an MP

You know what that means

I'll do my best to answer all your catcalls

[Verse 2]

I'm too sexy for the Blairs

My @rse takes up two chairs

I take babes on in pairrrrr-z

I'm too sexy for the voters

I shove pies back in shed-loads

and block the loo with floaters

[Chorus Repeat]

I'm an MP

You know what that means

my ears are deaf to all but your catcalls

I'm an MP

You know what that means

I'll do my best to answer all your catcalls

All your catcalls

All your catcalls

I'll do my best to answer all your catcalls

:lol:

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  • 301 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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