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Stoke deals with company car supply, dealer training, administration, legal, and information technology.

Stop worrying chaps! The plan is that you will be setting up your own Peugeot dealerships. If you don't get one of these, you will be given a job as trainer for people who run dealerships. Alternatively you will be offered a position as an adminstrator for people who train people who run dealerships to sell Peugeots. (Note - There will be a 1% rise in house purchase stamp duty to cover the cost of these schemes).

New jobs for all.

Message from the office of Deputy Prime Minister

A government spokesman wearing a straight jacket declared "Peugeots announcement" is great news for Labour's job diverisification programme".

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Peugoet workers

Please ignore my first message on this thread. According to the radio last night, the plan now is to build a Casino. You now have a choice of working in Call Centre or a Casino.

So there we have it. Gordon Brown is replacing the Car and Chemical Industries with Call centres and Casinos. Funnily enough they all begin with the letter 'C' and so does my nick name for Gordon.

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My wife's got 'Gay-Dar' and is 100% certain about the sexuality of a certain Miracle Worker....

Do your own investigations - watch him next time you see him. They're not like Queer as Folk actors you know.

I used to be an actor so don't you dare cry "homoophobe".

Just an observation

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