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thought that being Easter we could have a small service of remembrance to the boom.

with songs an hpc prayer, we celebrate the past life of rampant inflation and welcome the spring of a new housing season. we welcome change and we open up to the dawn of a new day.

lettuce pray.

The Landlord is my shepherd,

I shall not be in want of a mortgage.

He makes me lie down in green argos sofas,

he leads me beside quiet motorways and stink paths,

he restores my deposit savings.

He guides me in paths of property righteousness

for his name's sake is TTRTT.

Even though I walk

through the valley of the shadow of debt,

I will fear no ccjs,

for you are taking the risks,

with your rod and your staff,

they comfort me.

You prepare a payment table before me

in the presence of my enemies.

You anoint my head with oil;

my ISA cup overflows.

Surely goodness and love will follow me

all the days of my life,

and I will dwell in the house of the Landlord for ever.

until county court judgment day.

amen.

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Our Landlord

Who art our heaven

Hallowed be thy name

Thy BTL kingdom come

Thy will be done (over)

In Wandsworth, as it is in Sweden

Give us this day

Our daily rent

and forgive those who FTB and those who STR'd against us

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Unfortunately due to the whims of our overlords in the labour party (all hail our rightful masters), we can no longer allow cakes to be served. Whilst they been lovingly prepared in brand new (mewed) kitchens, they do not have the necessary hygiene and safety certificates.

Please only purchase cakes from companies whose chief executives give the necessary loans/donations to Mr b.Liar and co.

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thanks you sisters and brothers for your contributions. we now will hear from a long standing friend of the crash, mr paul creditcard.

"i knew hp boom since we were children. we shared many times together. not all good and we faced some challenges together. but what i remember and hp was his ability to smile in the face of hard times. he would just give a shrug of the approval and lend again. nothing got this man down. and it is a sad day today, to pass unto the lord, our dear friend the boom.

please join me for hymm number 43. mortgage has broken....

Mortgage has broken, my life is in mourning.

Blackburn has broken, thats what ive heard.

Praise for this stinging, praise for this dawning.

Praise for the singing news of the world

Sweet reeds-rain's new builds, sunlit and empty

Like the first MEW draw, on the first grass

Praise for the sweetness of the wet wallet

Built in completeness, where none pass

Mine was the bedsit, now its a semi

Born of the one light, Inflation saw play

Praise the election, we raise every morning

to God's recreation of the 1989 day

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thanks you sisters and brothers for your contributions. we now will hear from a long standing friend of the crash, mr paul creditcard.

"i knew hp boom since we were children. we shared many times together. not all good and we faced some challenges together. but what i remember and hp was his ability to smile in the face of hard times. he would just give a shrug of the approval and lend again. nothing got this man down. and it is a sad day today, to pass unto the lord, our dear friend the boom.

please join me for hymm number 43. mortgage has broken....

Mortgage has broken, my life is in mourning.

Blackburn has broken, thats what ive heard.

Praise for this stinging, praise for this dawning.

Praise for the singing news of the world

Sweet reeds-rain's new builds, sunlit and empty

Like the first MEW draw, on the first grass

Praise for the sweetness of the wet wallet

Built in completeness, where none pass

Mine was the bedsit, now its a semi

Born of the one light, Inflation saw play

Praise the election, we raise every morning

to God's recreation of the 1989 day

:lol::lol::lol:

Onward BTL soldiers,

Marching on the poor

With the debt from MEWing,

prices go up more...

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And the lord looked down upon you, He looked at you poor huddled masses upon the doorstep to the homeless refuge.

He cast his beatifull light down there (praise be jesus)on the rentier class that stood there before him.Shining the light of love down over ya all.

I SAY SHINING THAT LIGHT DOWN

I SAY SHINING THAT LIGHT DOWN THERE ON YA ALL (praise be jesus)

I am the anoited one , i am the lamb, the chosen one is what god said to me this day, so help me god.

Help me lord to help these poor rentiers (praise the lord jesus)

HELP ME THERE I SAY DEAR LORD.

let us today remember sweeeeeeeeeet jesus today with this hymn (praise the lord)

Give me keys to my house, dont keep me renting

Give me keys to my house, I pray,

Give me keys to my house, dont keep me renting

give me keys while the landlords away

Sing ive got a semi, sing ive got a semi

Sing ive got a semi to the Kings of bling!

Sing to laura ashley, sing to phil and krusty

Sing ive got a semi and your not getting in

Give me peace in my pad, keep it heated

Give me peace in my lounge, I pray,

Give me peace in my terrace, keep me rested,

Keep me paying 'till the day i die.

praise the lord

amen

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Hymn No 132, Stand Up Stand Up for Inflation...

Stand up, stand up for House Price Inflation, ye soldiers of bling toss;

Lift high the B&Q banner, it must not suffer loss.

From MEW unto MEW buy more crap you don’t need,

Till every FTB is vanquished, and Gordon is Lord indeed.

Stand up, stand up for Gordon, the dour Jock is near;

And while ye sleep He shuffles, away the truth and fear;

Where’er ye meet with debt, secured or unsecured don’t doubt,

Mr Brown’s looming inflation will sort your problem out.

Stand up, stand up for Vested Interests, their trumpet calls obey;

Take up their mighty mortgage, in this their glorious day.

Ye that are brave can massage - the figures just a bit;

And borrow six times your salary, they won’t give a sh!t.

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Easter Message :

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations.

Some of you post fresh from magnolia rented flats.

And some of you post from areas where your quest -- quest for ownership left you battered

by the over-valued properties of persecution and staggered by the

mark-ups of estate agents’ brutality.

You have been the veterans of creative surfing.

Continue to post with the faith that being wind-up by TTRTR is redemptive.

Go back to the blog, go back to google, go back to home page, come back consa?

knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.

It is a dream deeply rooted in the house price crash mantra.

I have a dream that one day this nation’s interest rates will rise up and live out the true meaning of its debt:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all mew’s are equally stupid."

I have a dream that one day all the bills from Estate agents, (the scum of former debt slaves)

and their sums for former slaved homeowners will be knocked down, no more commission,

because the internet table of Tesco-hood.

I have a dream that one day this state of the economy, a state sweltering with the prices of injustice,

sweltering with the inflated house prices of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of affordability and justice.

I have a dream that my two little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour

of their walls but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today! happy easter.

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dont forget not to feed your pet dog chocolate this weekend- its bad for them

Too late, WAL helped herself to 10 kit kats last weekend.

Amen.

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Amen.

This thread has convinced me this is the best website forum I have ever joined. Others always seem to degenerate in childish text-speak mud slinging, but there seems to be a higher calibre of poster here.

Happy Easter everyone!

PS - reading this again, it sounds like I am being sarky. I'm not!

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This thread has convinced me this is the best website forum I have ever joined. Others always seem to degenerate in childish text-speak mud slinging, but there seems to be a higher calibre of poster here.

Maybe you need to read it again. :huh:;)

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Amen.

This thread has convinced me this is the best website forum I have ever joined. Others always seem to degenerate in childish text-speak mud slinging, but there seems to be a higher calibre of poster here.

Happy Easter everyone!

PS - reading this again, it sounds like I am being sarky. I'm not!

Sarky barsteward! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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