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I just noticed that I am now an HPC Guru. Fabo.

You are all welcome to ask me Guru questions now, but before asking, I would kindly ask you to consult with the FUA's (Frequently Used Answers), shown below. If you do not find an FUA that matches your question, please dial my 0845 number so I can take your money while you wait for my less informed staff to deal with your query.

1/ It will rise forever.

2/ No, they're not overvalued.

3/ Rents are fair and rising.

4/ Higher rents mean higher prices.

5/ Lower rents mean lower rates & higher prices.

6/ Lower rates mean stable rents & higher prices.

7/ Rates will fall not rise.

8/ If 7 is proven incorrect, it will be correct soon.

9/ Cash in the bank is eaten away by taxes & inflation.

10/ Society needs more landlords, they help house prices.

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7/ Rates will fall not rise.

8/ If 7 is proven incorrect, it will be correct soon.

The mathematical existance of the number zero or 0, means you are refering to what we bears call the cycle.

Your blindness is astounding.

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Can you do that yogic flying thing?

It will rise forever.

No, but he can talk out of his behind, which is impressive enough IMO...

Society needs more landlords, they help house prices.

Delusional

No, they're not overvalued

You love winding up the bears don't you :P

Cash in the bank is eaten away by taxes & inflation.

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It will rise forever.

I'm sure Jabba thought his little empire was untouchable too.

"Jabba is of the Hutt race and, like most of his species, a gangster. Hutts are a large slug-like race with thick, leathery skin, human-like arms, large amber eyes, and wide mouths.

Surrounded by the criminal sect of the social order, it was necessary for him to guarantee his security with a shield of henchmen. He dwelt in a luxurious but entropic stronghold out on the edge of the Dune Sea on Tatooine. Jabba the Hutt died at the age of 606. At the podrace in The Phantom Menace, another Hutt can be seen next to Jabba; her name is Gardulla. Anakin mentions her to Padme in Watto's shop when he says "my mum and I were sold to Gardulla the Hutt, but she lost us betting on the podrace."

Just read that it was The Rancor that eventually killed Jabba by eating him?

Jabba's dark hedonism was well-known. He entertained himself by tormenting, humiliating, and killing his followers. He kept slave girls shackled to him for his entertainment and pleasure. If his slave girls did not do what Jabba said, or if a new, younger, better looking one came, Jabba would open a trap door for them to be eaten by the rancor."

So Jabba's prize pet/investment ended up consuming him, chewing him up and eventually sh*tting him out like so much bodily waste.

Hmmmmm......could this portend something for TTRTR and his prize pet/portfolilo?

Edited by DonnieDarker

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I have to say I too believe that rents will increase as the pressure in this area builds up. That was my experience in the last crash, and I see no reason why it will not happen this time round.

House prices will go up over the long term, however there will be a sharp correction followed by yet another upturn again.

Landlords are now very important to the economy and society does need more landlords as the Government have pushed their responsibilities onto the private sector. They exist only to collect taxes, not deliver services. Socialism in the extreme.

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Fabo.

Just a little tip TTRTR - no-one has said 'Fabo' since 1969. ;)

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Come on. Jabba The Hutt was capable of better than 'copy and paste'.

You're a charlatan. :D

The management reserves the right to refuse service. No correspondance will be entered into.

Your mortgage repayments!

The management reserves the right to refuse service. No correspondance will be entered into.

Change the record. :P

The management reserves the right to refuse service. No correspondance will be entered into.

I have to say I too believe that rents will increase as the pressure in this area builds up. That was my experience in the last crash, and I see no reason why it will not happen this time round.

House prices will go up over the long term, however there will be a sharp correction followed by yet another upturn again.

Landlords are now very important to the economy and society does need more landlords as the Government have pushed their responsibilities onto the private sector. They exist only to collect taxes, not deliver services. Socialism in the extreme.

It will rise forever.

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The management reserves the right to refuse service. No correspondance will be entered into.

You clearly haven't heard from many Guru's.

:D

Cleary. Fabo.

Guru? More like legend in your own mind IMO. What a legend! ;-)

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Congratulations Guru TTRTR.

How you find time to post 5000 times between sorting out blocked gutters, overflowing drains, rotting windows, recalcitrant tenants, beaureacratic interference and central heating failures defeats all logic.

But well done - can I have your autograph please? And when are the TTRTR tee shirts being printed?

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those magnificent landlords in their mewing machines, they go up-diidy up up, they go down dilly down.

up. down. flying around....looping the loop and defying the ground.

the're all frightfully keen.

those magnificent landlords and their mew machines.

whoa- bodyform. body form for you......

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Congratulations Guru TTRTR.

How you find time to post 5000 times between sorting out blocked gutters, overflowing drains, rotting windows, recalcitrant tenants, beaureacratic interference and central heating failures defeats all logic.

But well done - can I have your autograph please? And when are the TTRTR tee shirts being printed?

It's simple really, the time in between events described is so vast that it allows other activities to be undertaken.

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