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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".

8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.

9. Jeans and a sweatshirt no longer qualify as "dressed up".

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door

won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

13. You feed your dog Pedigree Chum instead of McDonald's leftovers.

14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

15. You take naps from noon to 6 PM.

16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather

than settle, your stomach.

18. If you're a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,

not condoms and pregnancy tests.

19. A £1.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".

20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to

drink that much again".

22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that


apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old self.

BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them

instead of asking "Oh F*ck - what happened?"

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.....you're pleased you got socks for Christmas.

.....it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

....the most expensive CD in your collection cost £4.99

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23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

Damn I must have been born tight, I always did this. Safeways export lager was 40p/500ml 5%.. bargin! :P

I now get virgin wine with money off vouchers, which brings us to number 19 :)

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      • Even
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