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Complicated Uk Economic Model Explaination

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here is our economy in a nutshell:

UKGDP x (a¥-435 = (^ø47) 24 x 127ƒ.464) x (365<pi> 2)

or to put it another way...

an average waged couple buy a 3 bed semi in 1998 for £85k.

nulab boost their house to £185k.

the couple (voters) then can take that money out in 20k debtbuster loan chunks.

they buy a new volvo 4x4 and 2 holidays each year.

then ask why YOU are not on the property ladder yet re-filling the economic trough.

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here is our economy in a nutshell:

UKGDP x (a¥-435 = (^ø47) 24 x 127ƒ.464) x (365<pi> 2)

or to put it another way...

an average waged couple buy a 3 bed semi in 1998 for £85k.

nulab boost their house to £185k.

the couple (voters) then can take that money out in 20k debtbuster loan chunks.

they buy a new volvo 4x4 and 2 holidays each year.

then ask why YOU are not on the property ladder yet re-filling the economic trough.

I especially like the packs of "Blair Rich" with the whiny pleased with themselves "are we not rich" self congratulatory sermons..

I like them as the noise they make can be described as "Mewing"...

and they are all stood there in more debt then they were 8 years ago.. and they think they are richer...

but its fine.. because houses have doubled and trippled..

They are enourmous..... ****'s

Walk up to them

"I know you are a lot richer then you were... but are any of you in any more debt..? go on hands up..."

They will look confused and then explain how their home has made them money..

"Well butthead.. unless your home has gone out and got itself a paper route while you are at work all you really have done is borrow more against it ... haven't you...?"

"I am rich"

"No you are in debt and so horribly stupid I don't know if I should laugh or cry.. or perhaps.. "

But its fine, it's not like the housing market is cyclical...

Doesent matter to them if prices drop.. they can't move anyway..

just paying of debt..

****'s

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I just verified your formula in Excel, freds. Spot on, bud!

Apom: Do you actually know anyone who thinks they're rich? Or did you read this in the Daily Mail?

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  • 301 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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