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Introducing the new

TESSA ACCOUNT

AN INCREDIBLE opportunity for investors.

All you have to do is sign up for a TESSA and you get £350,000 paid directly via a series of offshore accounts into your bank - and you get your mortgage paid off! And it's all tax-free! Your TESSA account is guaranteed to give you a huge return of up to £350,000 overnight and you don't have to say or do anything!

Just keep your mouth shut and watch

your money grow, grow, grow!!

Apply now to Il Banco di Berlusconi, Piazza di Silenzi, Milan for the investment opportunity of a lifetime sentence.

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With many to thanks to Private Eye

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/

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Introducing the new

TESSA ACCOUNT

AN INCREDIBLE opportunity for investors.

All you have to do is sign up for a TESSA and you get £350,000 paid directly via a series of offshore accounts into your bank - and you get your mortgage paid off! And it's all tax-free! Your TESSA account is guaranteed to give you a huge return of up to £350,000 overnight and you don't have to say or do anything!

Just keep your mouth shut and watch

your money grow, grow, grow!!

Apply now to Il Banco di Berlusconi, Piazza di Silenzi, Milan for the investment opportunity of a lifetime sentence.

.

With many to thanks to Private Eye

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/

Too clever! :lol::lol:

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  • 337 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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