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Looks like MEWing's back in vogue or have I missed something?

Yeah, the reminders for your council tax, gas, electric, water and telecoms :lol:

You can worry about silly things like 'food' next month, or you can MEW.

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"Need £350,000 fast? Just call Tessa-NuLab Finance! Simply become embroiled up to your scrawny, dodgy neck in a Mafia bribe scandal and we'll do the rest! No difficult forms to fill in, and no Italian Prosecutor will call!

If you default on your payment, don't worry, just do another scumbag deal with criminals and all's well!

Call now - you know it makes sense - allegedly!!"

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"Need £350,000 fast? Just call Tessa-NuLab Finance! Simply become embroiled up to your scrawny, dodgy neck in a Mafia bribe scandal and we'll do the rest! No difficult forms to fill in, and no Italian Prosecutor will call!

If you default on your payment, don't worry, just do another scumbag deal with criminals and all's well!

Call now - you know it makes sense - allegedly!!"

Tessa is just the little housewife, she did not know that there was anything underhand and she only signed because her husband told her to... ;)

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Yes - of course. Still, I bet she's glad David Blunkett has offered his support! It'll be Saddam Hussein next.

Ahhh poor Tessa - and she's named by an ex financial product - it'll be ironic if a financial product makes her an ex-MP

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The question is did they inflate the true value of their home to allow a sufficiently large mortgage to cover the money movements? (allegedly)

(Image coutesy of STF)

I know this is a little below the belt, but someone PMed me to let me know that the photo above is TTRTR and wife at home in Sweden? Not sure if there is any truth in it.

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Well, this is very strange. What on earth are they spending it on? Because, they sure aren't spending it on new cars or in the high street!

Bills, gas, electricity, water, CT have all gone up.

Or gawd help us maybe people are even MEWing to pay their monthly mortgage payments :lol:

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Bills, gas, electricity, water, CT have all gone up.

Or gawd help us maybe people are even MEWing to pay their monthly mortgage payments :lol:

No its to pay off the last blast of the last years fashionable people - the credit card set... before they all start raiding the newly trendy op shops (damn. that was my preserve)

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