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this has to be a wind up!!!!

she's born in 1957!!!!!

.....either the pics are 20 years old or she's found a better plastic surgeon than michael jackson did!

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I think maybe it looks ok from across the street, but erm....the interior needs work and maybe some structural defects?

1957 wasnt that around the time of Roswell?

Maybe she is a 900 year old scamp of an extraterrestrial lass.

In galaxy years we maybe a little cradle snatching here....

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I think maybe it looks ok from across the street, but erm....the interior needs work and maybe some structural defects?

1957 wasnt that around the time of Roswell?

Maybe she is a 900 year old scamp of an extraterrestrial lass.

In galaxy years we maybe a little cradle snatching here....

OOOOhhhhh I was nearly going to bid...then she goes and mentions that I'd have to have wash and brush my teeth.....I dont think I'll bother now. :D:D

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this has to be a wind up!!!!

she's born in 1957!!!!!

.....either the pics are 20 years old or she's found a better plastic surgeon than michael jackson did!

She has clearly MEWed herself up to the hilt to pay for the surgery - and now it's payback time for some poor schmuck male.

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Always turn left at Albuquerque.

(Loony Tunes reference).

The black and white picture seems to be more recent (i.e. more accurate), the third picture (for some reason) conjures up the idea of a "bunny boiler in court being sent away for 25 years" in my mind.

Must be my overactive imagination. :lol:

The My necklace link is dead. Wonder what that was about?

I'd be quite happy to give her a pearl necklace for free!

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I think maybe it looks ok from across the street, but erm....the interior needs work and maybe some structural defects?

1957 wasnt that around the time of Roswell?

Maybe she is a 900 year old scamp of an extraterrestrial lass.

In galaxy years we maybe a little cradle snatching here....

BT-(L) phone home

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You might be wondering why I have my listing at $600,000.00 plus myself for bid as “priceless”. First, I estimate the value of the house with furnishings at approximately $600,000.00. When I asked my girlfriends their advice on what I (the “bride”) was worth, most responded that I was “priceless”.

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VERY CLEVER.

He can lose twice.

Once when he buys the house, and again when she divorces him and takes it back.

If it were fair, she should be selling it for HALF of the equity.

thats marriage for you these days.... avoid it like the plague...or bird flu :unsure:

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You might be wondering why I have my listing at $600,000.00 plus myself for bid as “priceless”. First, I estimate the value of the house with furnishings at approximately $600,000.00. When I asked my girlfriends their advice on what I (the “bride”) was worth, most responded that I was “priceless”.

==

VERY CLEVER.

He can lose twice.

Once when he buys the house, and again when she divorces him and takes it back.

If it were fair, she should be selling it for HALF of the equity.

I have a better idea Bubb....Lets all hold fire until she gets REALLY desperate.

...when the NO RESERVE auction happens then show her what naked capitalism is really like.

...think ASSET STRIPPING and you won't be too far off the mark.

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