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I Went To A Comedy Club This Evening

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The compere got talking to the front row and it emerged that one of them was an investment banker who works in the City.

The compere said, "Give us a tip. What we should all put our money into?'

The reply,(and he wasn't joking),

'Bricks and mortar. You can't beat bricks and mortar.'

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The compere got talking to the front row and it emerged that one of them was an investment banker who works in the City.

The compere said, "Give us a tip. What we should all put our money into?'

The reply,(and he wasn't joking),

'Bricks and mortar. You can't beat bricks and mortar.'

investment banker? he probably fetches the custard creams and tea in an investment bank :lol:

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well I went to the local and got pixxed. Couldn't believe the number of hetrosexual 25-28 year old men on the pull. They were quite attractivek, even when I was sober :huh: None of them lookded like they were serious about property, but a nuimber of them were eyeing me up :o There's more to life than a house whit a morgage attached, but it doesn't include 25 year old men. :lol: I'm pissed, ignore nme :P

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well I went to the local and got pixxed. Couldn't believe the number of hetrosexual 25-28 year old men on the pull. They were quite attractivek, even when I was sober :huh: None of them lookded like they were serious about property, but a nuimber of them were eyeing me up :oThere's more to life than a house whit a morgage attached, but it doesn't include 25 year old men. :lol: I'm pissed, ignore nme :P

Sound advice Liz, you sound like you had a great night out.

"investment banker, isn't that cockney rhyming slang for something or other? :)

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well I went to the local and got pixxed. Couldn't believe the number of hetrosexual 25-28 year old men on the pull. They were quite attractivek, even when I was sober None of them lookded like they were serious about property, but a nuimber of them were eyeing me up.

pfwoor !!!

tell us more liz. what happened next ?

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The compere got talking to the front row and it emerged that one of them was an investment banker who works in the City.

The compere said, "Give us a tip. What we should all put our money into?'

The reply,(and he wasn't joking),

'Bricks and mortar. You can't beat bricks and mortar.'

Investment banker wanabee me thinks judging by the numpty like reply, Comedy club is typically 80% students of which a 1/3 are oversea's, the rest doing arts degreees or similar !

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"investment banker, isn't that cockney rhyming slang for something or other? :)

More cockney rhyming slang-

Buy to Let - Tied to debt

First Time Buyer - Outlook's dire

Sold to Rent - Equity's spent

Property Ladder - Couldn't be madder

Property is my Pension - Money's too tight to mention

Make a Mint - End up skint

Inside Track - No money back

Dr Bubb - Join the club

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