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1 hour ago, crazypabs said:

With all these people being locked up, what are people to do with their time?

New baby names for November 2020 onward:

Boys

Covid

Wuhan

Pangolin

PatientZero

Girls

Selfisolate

Corona

Sars

Huanggang

 

 

 

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I haven't got a link, but I read a story about Chinese divorce rates skyrocketing since people were quarantined together. So I doubt there'll be a new wave of boomers. More likely a few extra funerals on top of the other million we'll have by Dec.    

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2 hours ago, Orb said:

More likely a few extra funerals on top of the other million we'll have by Dec.    

More like 10 million. This corona virus is deadly. Make sure you get your vaccination and ID chip when the time comes. Doing as you are told and not questioning the establishment will save you.

 

 

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49 minutes ago, Wayward said:

Are people panic buying condoms?

Yesterday in Tesco I was alarmed at how many shelves were empty, and was curious to see exactly what was missing from shelves. The most curious one for me was hair dye. Ah, none so queer as folk. 

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Just now, Orb said:

Yesterday in Tesco I was alarmed at how many shelves were empty, and was curious to see exactly what was missing from shelves. The most curious one for me was hair dye. Ah, none so queer as folk. 

Easy one. Over 70s trying to hide their grey hair and look younger to avoid quarantine.

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1 hour ago, Orb said:

Yesterday in Tesco I was alarmed at how many shelves were empty, and was curious to see exactly what was missing from shelves. The most curious one for me was hair dye. Ah, none so queer as folk. 

I bought hair dye today.  As a laydee, for me the only thing worse than several months of total lockdown is several months of total lockdown looking like shit!  It's WW2 and lipstick sales all over again.  It matters.

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On 16/03/2020 at 00:25, Orb said:

Yesterday in Tesco I was alarmed at how many shelves were empty, and was curious to see exactly what was missing from shelves. The most curious one for me was hair dye. Ah, none so queer as folk. 

Only thing worse than feeling like death is looking like death.

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