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Make himself legally 20 years younger - from 69 to 49

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“When I’m 69, I am limited. If I’m 49, then I can buy a new house, drive a different car,” he said. “I can take up more work.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/08/dutch-man-69-starts-legal-fight-to-identify-as-20-years-younger

Oh dear.

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this has got me thinking, gonna identify as a boomer, say 65+, buy a nice cheeky little BTL at auction somewhere, bid off the wall to blow the competition out of the water. straightforward enough.

 

THEN...

 

I'm gonna identify as a twenty something scumbag working professional (no pets) looking for somewhere to live

 

you know where I'm going with this...

 

 

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Reading this being reported elsewhere the main story seems to be that as a 'motivation coach' he is positive and has a 'young' outlook on life but....at 69.... People won't click on his profile on online dating sites. By changing is 'age' to 49 he reckons he'll get more clicks and those who click on him won't be disappointed....

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10 hours ago, chronyx said:

Bigot

 

;)

Yes, totally bigoted, why shouldn’t dead people be allowed to live among us, eat, drink, sleep, get married.........i’ll stop there as my “woke” gene had kicked in and I was about to talk about how dead people should be allowed to get into mixed relationships with the living and you know hummm hmmmmm, but that is clearly the preserve of Jimmy Saville types and we are allowed to hate him.

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7 hours ago, Mikhail Liebenstein said:

Yes, totally bigoted, why shouldn’t dead people be allowed to live among us, eat, drink, sleep, get married.......

Well, there are plenty of living dead shambling along :lol: "neeeetttttfliixxxxxxx....neeeettttflliiixxxxx"

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On 08/11/2018 at 16:07, thewig said:

this has got me thinking, gonna identify as a boomer, say 65+, buy a nice cheeky little BTL at auction somewhere, bid off the wall to blow the competition out of the water. straightforward enough.

THEN...

I'm gonna identify as a twenty something scumbag working professional (no pets) looking for somewhere to live

you know where I'm going with this...

Assume when this chap wins (fingers crossed) he then has to give up his state pension....and wait until he is 67, 68....71 etc until he can then draw it? 

That would seem fair....he is either 69 or 49....and all that goes with it. ?

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13 minutes ago, Pop321 said:

Assume when this chap wins (fingers crossed) he then has to give up his state pension....and wait until he is 67, 68....71 etc until he can then draw it? 

That would seem fair....he is either 69 or 49....and all that goes with it. ?

He actually said he is willing to forego his pension for this. Either assumes he will lose, or he is not struggling for money. 

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On 09/11/2018 at 07:21, regprentice said:

Reading this being reported elsewhere the main story seems to be that as a 'motivation coach' he is positive and has a 'young' outlook on life but....at 69.... People won't click on his profile on online dating sites. By changing is 'age' to 49 he reckons he'll get more clicks and those who click on him won't be disappointed....

Sad, deluded old git.  

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On ‎09‎/‎11‎/‎2018 at 07:21, regprentice said:

Reading this being reported elsewhere the main story seems to be that as a 'motivation coach' he is positive and has a 'young' outlook on life but....at 69.... People won't click on his profile on online dating sites. By changing is 'age' to 49 he reckons he'll get more clicks and those who click on him won't be disappointed....

Couldn't he just lie, like everyone else.

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