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Housing and teenage blood - analogy?

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48 minutes ago, Mikhail Liebenstein said:

Not content with bleeding the young over housing, now boomers have a further option:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145881/Young-blood-solution-help-elderly-live-longer-healthier-says-scientist.html

This would actually make you younger 

I was involved in clinical trials about 20 years ago

it works but is considered distasteful for religious reading 

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2 minutes ago, vincent said:

This would actually make you younger 

I was involved in clinical trials about 20 years ago

it works but is considered distasteful for religious reading 

Somewhat reminded me of this crazy story, some speculation in the wild fringes of vampirism.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/690350/time-travel-vladimir-putin-picture-immortal-vampire/amp

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BorrowToLeech's past joke prediction seems a little relevant.

"In summer, we will see the first live implantation of a baby-boomer into the body of a 25-year old newly qualified accountant from Reading, enabling direct nutrient transfer from the host without the need for a messy buy-to-let mortgage."

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On 08/09/2018 at 20:09, Arpeggio said:

BorrowToLeech's past joke prediction seems a little relevant.

"In summer, we will see the first live implantation of a baby-boomer into the body of a 25-year old newly qualified accountant from Reading, enabling direct nutrient transfer from the host without the need for a messy buy-to-let mortgage."

I'm posting that again here, it's bloody hilarious

 

On 22/12/2016 at 22:41, BorrowToLeech said:

To escape minor changes in taxation, houses will flee the country on rafts, searching for the legendary land of shangri large, well appointed semi detached property. 

To solve the housing crisis, the government will begin canning the under 30s.   Canned workers will be stored in a specially constructed ditch, until required by an employer or meat processing factory.  Shares in Heinz increase 17%.  There are no protests.

In summer, we will see the first live implantation of a baby-boomer into the body of a 25-year old newly qualified accountant from Reading, enabling direct nutrient transfer from the host without the need for a messy buy-to-let mortgage.

Labour hold one leadership contest per month. These are won by: Hillary Benn, Will Straw, Will Benn,  Little Jimmy Benn, Mr Benn, Mr Bean, Leon Trotsky, Leon from the film Leon, Leon Straw, Leon Benn, the Straw Man from the wizard of Oz, and Little Mix.  

Donald Trump wins Masterchef 'the professionals' despite shitting in Gregg Wallace's terrine.

The banking sector collapses after the FTSE crashes.  The crash is later found to have been caused by an unlicensed drone. To fund bailouts, the government sells the royal family to the Chinese.  The new queen is a 29 year old tech entrepreneur called Wong Wei.

Russian hackers steal the password to Theresa May.  When the security breach is discovered, the PM is deleted.  

House prices up 410%

Ftse: 6969

Dow: Defcon 3

gbpusd: Blue

gbpeur: no

interest rates: cloudy

gold: always believe in your soul

 

 

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As a boomer might say ...

These youngsters just need to pull their socks up , they were trained in the sand pit as toddlers to build sand castles, now they can solve the plastic bottle crisis a well. 

Just build plastic bottle wall houses in their parent back garden,  job done .

🙂 (i'm joking but there is some truth / need in this. ie re-used shelters in back gdns for youngsters, due to ai , globalistion / unaffordable rents taking jobs )

 

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