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Stunning - in the same way as baseball bat to the head is.

Modern - well, it's not ancient.

Beautiful - to someone - there seems to be nothing ugly that someone doesn't find attractive, so to someone it is.

So all fine and accurate in L(e)aL(e)aLand.

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6 minutes ago, Riedquat said:

Stunning - in the same way as baseball bat to the head is.

Modern - well, it's not ancient.

Beautiful - to someone - there seems to be nothing ugly that someone doesn't find attractive, so to someone it is.

So all fine and accurate in L(e)aL(e)aLand.

I see what you did there

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1 hour ago, Exiled Canadian said:

Looks like a BTL to me....no chain, limited furniture, garden a bit overgrown

Lots of beds including a sofabed, looks like an unlicenced HMO

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:lol: That is hilarious...how do they have the nerve.!

Stunning - subjective but would be very odd if this was the honest response

Beautiful - subjective but would be very odd if this was the honest response

Modern - a question of fact - untrue.

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I think this one has been left to the office idiot -

"This property also benifits from a good size front and rear garden"

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I hate estate agent copy. It is unique to estate agents, and so corny as to be annoying. The best details only have good photos, a good sized floor plan with dimensions, a site plan (if applicable) and minimal prose, plus an accurate location on google maps.

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21 hours ago, adarmo said:

 How can you tell when an E.A. is lying?

 

 

Their lips are moving. 

Nope. As the above indicates they can lie just as well via a keyboard.

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8 hours ago, zugzwang said:

Nope. As the above indicates they can lie just as well via a keyboard.

Why doesn't the estate agent stare out of the window in the morning?

 

 

Because he'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Haart EAs keep doing this. It's naff. One of their favourites is (possibly nicked and then paraphrased from a Stone Roses track): 'What you have been working for' :rolleyes: which just plugs the notion that who wants to buy it better be an obedient wage slave. :(

As for the advert of the house in the OP - why only one pic of the side of the house?

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16 minutes ago, bomberbrown said:

That’s was my immediate thought too.

All I've got to say, is those clothes that fell off the washing line aren't going to dry properly on the grass like that.  I always wonder why someone expecting to get over quarter of a million pounds for something wouldn't at the very least tidy up before having the photos taken.

Having said that, I have seen worse and there was one for sale in bath a few years ago and they appear to have accidentally left something above the fireplace.

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