spiker Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Hi all, If you were young and care free, and had some capital to spare. What business would you look at starting in this current London economy? Disclaimer: I might steal your idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyguy Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Funeral director - growing population - always in demand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zugzwang Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funn3r Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I would like to start a secret society with tentacles in every branch of government and finance to drive powerful agendas, whilst simultaneously feeding the public with fantasy cover stories of democracy and accountability. But it's been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errol Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Funn3r said: I would like to start a secret society with tentacles in every branch of government and finance to drive powerful agendas, whilst simultaneously feeding the public with fantasy cover stories of democracy and accountability. But it's been done. Are you George Soros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurlerontheditch Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I would like to set up a service company where all my "employees" would be on zero hour contracts and be "self employed" in their own right. be in control of what hours they work. I will have no assets only an app that customers can use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankvw Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Buy-To-Let. 'init. It's me pension. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkins Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 31 minutes ago, zugzwang said: I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkins Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'd start a business where I lend money out to anyone who can fog a mirror (or at least are willing to self-certify that they can fog a mirror), then if they don't pay me back I go crying to the government who write me a big cheque to make me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funn3r Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, zugzwang said: I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn. Antiprotons are the new Bitcoin they can only go up. Buy now or be forever priced out. Click here for my antiproton newsletter only 99.99/year with FREE zolicular wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Body armour stab vests its a rising market.  "in vest" in stocks of kevlar suppliers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattW Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Classic car sales & restorations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Bread and Wine. Â Â Haircuts.......makeup and magic creams with lots of scientific ingredients nobody has ever heard of before. Â Meditation and mindfulness.......stress detox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayder Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 3 hours ago, spiker said: Hi all, If you were young and care free, and had some capital to spare. What business would you look at starting in this current London economy? Disclaimer: I might steal your idea setup a charity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonguest Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 hours ago, zugzwang said: I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn. How do you know they're there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, hayder said: setup a charity. Joke......see what the top bods earn from that charity all out there to see.....charity begins by working for a charity......the rest work hard for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmgdawau Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 ponzi scheme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Is it even easy to open any kind of business anymore with all the red tape tax rubbish to sort out. cash in hand and a mobile phone number is the kind of business i like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, longgone said: Is it even easy to open any kind of business anymore with all the red tape tax rubbish to sort out. cash in hand and a mobile phone number is the kind of business i like. Ah, pharmaceuticals. Big business. Want a freebie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zugzwang Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Funn3r said: Antiprotons are the new Bitcoin they can only go up. Buy now or be forever priced out. Click here for my antiproton newsletter only 99.99/year with FREE zolicular wallet. They're a trillion times more valuable than diamond by mass! Send me a cheque and I'll get you in before it takes off. This thing is literally going to the Moon!  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, chronyx said: Ah, pharmaceuticals. Big business. Want a freebie?  interflora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, chronyx said: Ah, pharmaceuticals. Big business. Want a freebie? ....just think, if nobody got sick or wanted to beautify themselves they wouldn't have a business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, longgone said:  interflora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, winkie said: ....just think, if nobody got sick or wanted to beautify themselves they wouldn't have a business. What about if they just want to get absolutely high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, longgone said:  interflora Weddings and funerals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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