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If you had the capital and the motivation what business would you like to start?

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Hi all,
If you were young and care free, and had some capital to spare.
What business would you look at starting in this current London economy?

Disclaimer: I might steal your idea :)

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I would like to start a secret society with tentacles in every branch of government and finance to drive powerful agendas, whilst simultaneously feeding the public with fantasy cover stories of democracy and accountability. But it's been done.

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1 minute ago, Funn3r said:

I would like to start a secret society with tentacles in every branch of government and finance to drive powerful agendas, whilst simultaneously feeding the public with fantasy cover stories of democracy and accountability. But it's been done.

Are you George Soros?

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I would like to set up a service company where all my "employees" would be on zero hour contracts and be "self employed" in their own right. be in control of what hours they work. I will have no assets only an app that customers can use.

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31 minutes ago, zugzwang said:

I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn.

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I'd start a business where I lend money out to anyone who can fog a mirror (or at least are willing to self-certify that they can fog a mirror), then if they don't pay me back I go crying to the government who write me a big cheque to make me feel better.

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1 hour ago, zugzwang said:

I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn.

Antiprotons are the new Bitcoin they can only go up. Buy now or be forever priced out. Click here for my antiproton newsletter only 99.99/year with FREE zolicular wallet. 

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Bread and Wine.;)

 

 

Haircuts.......makeup and magic creams with lots of scientific ingredients nobody has ever heard of before.

 

Meditation and mindfulness.......stress detox.

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3 hours ago, spiker said:

Hi all,
If you were young and care free, and had some capital to spare.
What business would you look at starting in this current London economy?

Disclaimer: I might steal your idea :)

setup a charity.

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2 hours ago, zugzwang said:

I'd like to start harvesting antiprotons from the poles of Jupiter and Saturn.

How do you know they're there? :blink:

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10 minutes ago, hayder said:

setup a charity.

Joke......see what the top bods earn from that charity all out there to see.....charity begins by working for a charity......the rest work hard for free.;)

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Is it even easy to open any kind of business anymore with all the red tape tax rubbish to sort out. 

cash in hand and a mobile phone number is the kind of business i like. 

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1 hour ago, longgone said:

Is it even easy to open any kind of business anymore with all the red tape tax rubbish to sort out. 

cash in hand and a mobile phone number is the kind of business i like. 

Ah, pharmaceuticals. Big business. Want a freebie?

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2 hours ago, Funn3r said:

Antiprotons are the new Bitcoin they can only go up. Buy now or be forever priced out. Click here for my antiproton newsletter only 99.99/year with FREE zolicular wallet. 

They're a trillion times more valuable than diamond by mass! Send me a cheque and I'll get you in before it takes off. This thing is literally going to the Moon!

astronauts-in-real-life-04.jpg

 

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4 minutes ago, chronyx said:

Ah, pharmaceuticals. Big business. Want a freebie?

....just think, if nobody got sick or wanted to beautify themselves they wouldn't have a business.;)

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Just now, winkie said:

....just think, if nobody got sick or wanted to beautify themselves they wouldn't have a business.;)

What about if they just want to get absolutely high?

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