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U KIP Your Trap Shut. UKIP Leader In New Sun Pun Shocker.


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Henry Bolton has been asked to consider his position as more Sun Puns threaten to heap ridicule on the Westminster party.

Senior advisors have told him that Sun readers do not find Joe Marney, his Meghan miffing mistress, particularly hot and that he should dump her.

'She's actually quite scraggy', complained one Sun journo, and we are reduced to publishing screenshots of inane texts with an ex."

But Bolton is sure the public will understand. 'I've threatened to knock the daylights out of her but she won't shut up. We've all been there.'

U Kipper is Toast

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