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Very funny.  Its the lies on points of fact that annoy me - eg Q. "does it have lots of natural light?", A "oh yes this flat is on the corner and has dual aspect" - Reality = natural light on one of the four elevations only and dark.

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Bumped because it's a laugh. Go on, give it a try. We need cheering up.

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One bedroom flat

We are trying to shift this tasteless and bare attic flat enjoying a piss-poor central position in Ashvale Place within a stone's throw of Aberdeen city centre.

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We are pleased to offer this bright and airy attic flat enjoying a prime central position in Ashvale Place within a stone's throw of Aberdeen city centre.

 

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