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Sat in car. Sneezed. Pulled stomach muscles. Agony

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Sat in the car, 2 massive sneezes. Feels like muscle has blown thru the ribs.

Any good positions to adopt when a sneeze is coming to take the edge of the rapier like pain? 

Ive got a cold to cap it all. Each sneeze is feckin agony.

My neighbour is going to think i've lost my marbles, the shouting is horrendous.

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3 hours ago, GloomMonger said:

Keep your eyes open. Impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Or they'll fly out of your head!*

*Possibly not true.  Only one way to find out for sure!

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15 hours ago, GloomMonger said:

Keep your eyes open. Impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Do you know what? I think that actually works! 

Cheers.

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Pleased to report that keeping eyes open and staring at bright lights have had a positive effect on the sneezing. The cold has buggered off and muscle is healing.

On another note, a year ago, this thread would have already been on about page 4 by now. So far its made it to 3/4 of the way down page 1.

I think i know why.

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9 hours ago, shindigger said:

Pleased to report that keeping eyes open and staring at bright lights have had a positive effect on the sneezing. The cold has buggered off and muscle is healing.

On another note, a year ago, this thread would have already been on about page 4 by now. So far its made it to 3/4 of the way down page 1.

I think i know why.

A year ago, this thread would have been 4 pages long and you would have been convinced that you needed to cut out bread, inhale Vit D and sneezing was the fault of religious minorities.

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14 hours ago, shindigger said:

Pleased to report that keeping eyes open and staring at bright lights have had a positive effect on the sneezing. The cold has buggered off and muscle is healing.

On another note, a year ago, this thread would have already been on about page 4 by now. So far its made it to 3/4 of the way down page 1.

I think i know why.

uh huh

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So it slwoly improved over the last week, such that i played, or tried to play cricket, at the weekend. Went for a square cut and had a tremendous stabbing pain. Now have bruisng all over left side of stomach and very painful to touch.

Doc suspects abdominal hernia. Waiting for ultrasound.

Dont sneeze kids. Just say no....

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On 04/05/2017 at 10:16 PM, shindigger said:

On another note, a year ago, this thread would have already been on about page 4 by now. So far its made it to 3/4 of the way down page 1.

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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