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"But darling, a bigger place will just make you feel even more bitter knowing that you are stilling paying for it years after I divorce you. You do want me to be happy don't you? Look, that extra room is where I will put in a singapore sling for my future lover and I to play on.".

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10 hours ago, DTMark said:

"If I had a hammer.."

With a home under !!

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1 hour ago, The Masked Tulip said:

"But darling, a bigger place will just make you feel even more bitter knowing that you are stilling paying for it years after I divorce you. You do want me to be happy don't you? Look, that extra room is where I will put in a singapore sling for my future lover and I to play on.".

Singapore sling... where the c0ck meats the tail..?

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"Property gets p**** receptive. F*** speed dates, f*** tinder. Find an estate agent window. See a nice piece o' **** there? Just move right in and rub up against that thing. It'll back right onto you."

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Darling, if you learnt to shave and do your shirt up properly you might get a decent job and buy me a lovely little house.  Then I might let you do that thing you always want.

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