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MOBO awards last night

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Best song, from "Abra Cadabra", an up and coming artist from North London, Tottenham, was "Robbery" (lyrics below for those not conversant with Jamaican patios):

[Hook: Abra Cadabra]
Man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run, yuh
Look, man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run

http://genius.com/Abra-cadabra-robbery-remix-lyrics

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59 minutes ago, ccc said:

I read they gave an award to the wrong band :)

Not sure.

Maybe the winning band pulled a machette and robed the award.

As my Nigerian mate says, London has a bit of a problem with a lot of black kids.

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I ran it through Google translate.

 

Broke the internet.

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Not as good as Aretha Franklin, eh!:o

Or Diana Ross, or Ray Charles, or a lot other musicians who happen to be black

 

Mr "Robbery" might just as well act like a Sambo.

 

Please see the 1986 Film "Hollywood Shuffle" where black actors are being taught to play pimps and hoods

 

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5 hours ago, Turned Out Nice Again said:

Best song, from "Abra Cadabra", an up and coming artist from North London, Tottenham, was "Robbery" (lyrics below for those not conversant with Jamaican patios):

[Hook: Abra Cadabra]
Man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run, yuh
Look, man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run

http://genius.com/Abra-cadabra-robbery-remix-lyrics

Here it is translated via Japanese, Kyrgyz, Slovak, Welsh, Yiddish, and Norwegian then back to English.

Quote

Human rights, human greed and unwilling to talk
The leader of the traps and run as hard · Food Affi Name of the view
Machetes shyobara, stirring ivamupon agreement to cut
USA, do not bother trying to escape, Eddie react, respond bumbaklart Eddy
A person who does not say a word, Rob
The leader of the traps and run as hard · Food Affi Name of the view
Machetes shyobara, stirring ivamupon agreement to cut
Yes Eddy, briefs, please, do not bother trying to run, bumbaklart Eddy

Sounds like perfect Eurovision material to me...

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4 hours ago, Scunnered said:

Here it is translated via Japanese, Kyrgyz, Slovak, Welsh, Yiddish, and Norwegian then back to English.

Sounds like perfect Eurovision material to me...

in shakespearean:

he cometh not to speak pleasantries,he cometh to steal

Yeah!,make haste to the trap in flambouyant fashion with the money you hath requiseted for ample sustainance.

lest ye forget,to taketh up arms,as to do without ye may be bested in battle.

Damnation upon you,Oh simple fool!simple fool!The hour is hence too late for flighty departure.

he cometh not to speak pleasantries,he cometh to steal

Yeah!,make haste to the trap in flambouyant fashion with the money you hath requiseted for ample sustainance.

lest ye forget,to taketh up arms,as to do without ye may be bested in battle.

Damnation upon you,Oh simple fool!simple fool!The hour is hence too late for flighty departure.

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1 minute ago, oracle said:

in shakespearean:

he cometh not to speak pleasantries,he cometh to steal

Yeah!,make haste to the trap in flambouyant fashion with the money you hath requiseted for ample sustainance.

lest ye forget,to taketh up arms,as to do without ye may be bested in battle.

Damnation upon you,Oh simple fool!simple fool!The hour is hence too late for flighty departure.

he cometh not to speak pleasantries,he cometh to steal

Yeah!,make haste to the trap in flambouyant fashion with the money you hath requiseted for ample sustainance.

lest ye forget,to taketh up arms,as to do without ye may be bested in battle.

Damnation upon you,Oh simple fool!simple fool!The hour is hence too late for flighty departure.

or from romeo and juliet:

romeo...romeo...wa' gwan?

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On 11/5/2016 at 3:35 PM, Scunnered said:

Here it is translated via Japanese, Kyrgyz, Slovak, Welsh, Yiddish, and Norwegian then back to English.

Still makes far too much sense - I suggest you translate it into Spyguy...!

 

XYY

                                                                                                               

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

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2 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Still makes far too much sense - I suggest you translate it into Spyguy...!

 

XYY

 

                                                                                                               

 

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

 

No doubt, even GCHQ can't crack that?

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Just in case you were struggling with the lyrics to Rihanna's hit "Work", someone has typed them up for us.

Worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Manicka heffe mare tear tear ta ta ta

Dry me a desserty
Natanta avvi lurky
Awiga wag nai la likey
Yanowa dewidgoo danisis
Nabadehtutch me inarighteous
Nabadehtutch me inacrisis

Abu you darling your dreams are d'Erasure
You thaw my hard-on, my keys and my fascia
You thaw my hard-on, my sleeve, my decoration
You mistaken my lurve abrovfayooo for foundation

Althattawar nevronyew wazugidmy zadina daneverha
Zadina chunare vercee
Zadina chunare verbee
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm baddawake uppernneny ninsron
Jus giriddyfer worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Lnarr narr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Wafudder faywo sarn tarn trrn trrn trrn trrn

Baygoosum thinplee
Baybeedon choolee
Donlyme stockear industrys
(sa harn) Ifagenna nonnachanstoo
Awonevva nonevva naglarechoo
A me ho madojapez agenshoo
Ajus up thadday guesstyoo ooh
A-up thatchoo seedasthroo
A-up thatchoo seedaschru

Wokanasay
Whose Iraq an eyes amchryun baybear

Iffywah wah wah whirr whirr whirr
Issemmy affe whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Issimmy gummay der der der der der der
Summay badday warh wah wah wah wah wah
Wayoo wagga lnarr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manucka haffray marr tear tar tar tar tar

(Drake's part in English)

(Rihanna again)
Gimmy adder worg worg worg worg worg worg
Ezemmay affay whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Isimmy doomie dare durr der der der der
Isummy badday wahrr wah wah wah wah wah
Wayooaga lnddr lnnr nrr nrrr nrr nrr
Manicka haffray mare turr turr tear tah tah

Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm worg worg worg worg worg worg
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

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7 hours ago, DTMark said:

Worg worg worg worg worg worg

Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Manicka heffe mare tear tear ta ta ta

Dry me a desserty
Natanta avvi lurky
Awiga wag nai la likey
Yanowa dewidgoo danisis
Nabadehtutch me inarighteous
Nabadehtutch me inacrisis

Abu you darling your dreams are d'Erasure
You thaw my hard-on, my keys and my fascia
You thaw my hard-on, my sleeve, my decoration
You mistaken my lurve abrovfayooo for foundation

Althattawar nevronyew wazugidmy zadina daneverha
Zadina chunare vercee
Zadina chunare verbee
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm baddawake uppernneny ninsron
Jus giriddyfer worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Lnarr narr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Wafudder faywo sarn tarn trrn trrn trrn trrn

Baygoosum thinplee
Baybeedon choolee
Donlyme stockear industrys
(sa harn) Ifagenna nonnachanstoo
Awonevva nonevva naglarechoo
A me ho madojapez agenshoo
Ajus up thadday guesstyoo ooh
A-up thatchoo seedasthroo
A-up thatchoo seedaschru

Wokanasay
Whose Iraq an eyes amchryun baybear

Iffywah wah wah whirr whirr whirr
Issemmy affe whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Issimmy gummay der der der der der der
Summay badday warh wah wah wah wah wah
Wayoo wagga lnarr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manucka haffray marr tear tar tar tar tar

(Drake's part in English)

(Rihanna again)
Gimmy adder worg worg worg worg worg worg
Ezemmay affay whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Isimmy doomie dare durr der der der der
Isummy badday wahrr wah wah wah wah wah
Wayooaga lnddr lnnr nrr nrrr nrr nrr
Manicka haffray mare turr turr tear tah tah

Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm worg worg worg worg worg worg
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

Serious question: what language is she singing in?

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1 hour ago, DeepLurker said:

Serious question: what language is she singing in?

Rihanna. It's a special dialect.

I'll get right on it once I've mastered Italian.

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