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Let that be a lesson to us all. You'd think that they'd ensure that risk was managed properly. After all, patients aren't allowed to wear nail polish in theatre!!!

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I can't imagine Japanese women farting, although Scottish girls do.-_-

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40 minutes ago, Bossybabe said:

Let that be a lesson to us all. You'd think that they'd ensure that risk was managed properly. After all, patients aren't allowed to wear nail polish in theatre!!!

There's a good reason for not allowing nail polish - the anaesthesist needs to be able to monitor your nails for colour changes so they can tell if you're getting oxygen deprived.

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I don't go to hospital with nail polish on.:blink:

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On 11/1/2016 at 3:11 PM, MrPin said:

I can't imagine Japanese women farting, although Scottish girls do.-_-

When I first met Mrs XYY - and she told me that she was born in Colchester - I thought I was free from the curse of smelly-bottomed Scottish women forever.

What she neglected to tell me was that her fatha's family are from Dundee..!

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Somebody has to be from Dundee, although I see it as a departure point, and not a destination.:o

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