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Keith Vaz - Evidence Based Policies


Frank Hovis

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HOLA441

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ken-livingstone-repeats-adolf-hitler-remarks-after-going-on-tv-to-defend-keith-vaz-a3337846.html

father-of-two Mr Vaz - who has been exposed apparently paying male escorts for sex at his London flat - Mr Livingstone said: "Everybody makes mistakes".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The mistake of course, was being caught!

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Let me sum this matter up via the gift of poetry mixed with strong drink.

Mr XYY is a proper guy

'Cos he loves the taste of that "hairy-pie".

But that dodgy old bugger called Mr Keith Vaz

Prefers to take it up the azz..!

Try it to the rhythm of "Rapper's Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang - you'll see it works...!

I now expect a petition to be started by one of you lot for the government to appoint me Poet Laureate as soon as possible...! ;)XYY

Youve got to shove some sort of wild animal into poetry, like that ponce from Hebden.

Soaring like a majestic Eagle, Vaz put his dingle in the Pollack.

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Youve got to shove some sort of wild animal into poetry, like that ponce from Hebden.

Soaring like a majestic Eagle, Vaz put his dingle in the Pollack.

Obvious to me now you've mentioned it double-oh-seven - so I've amended my poem as follows:

The majestic eagle likes to play it cool

With that dozy bloke from Hartlepool

Now Mr XYY is a proper guy

'Cos he loves the taste of a "hairy-pie".

But that dodgy old bugger called Mr Keith Vaz

Prefers to take it up the azz..!

Do you dig it...?

XYY

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Obvious to me now you've mentioned it double-oh-seven - so I've amended my poem as follows:

The majestic eagle likes to play it cool

With that dozy bloke from Hartlepool

Now Mr XYY is a proper guy'Cos he loves the taste of a "hairy-pie".But that dodgy old bugger called Mr Keith VazPrefers to take it up the azz..!

Do you dig it...?

XYY

Xzyer.The Warriors was a pivotal film in the NE during the 80s when it got there)

You well know its Caaaaaan Yooooohu Diiiig Ittttt....

Walking round Seaham with yer makeup on and beating stick.

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