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What Haven't You Done That You Thought You Could Do?

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Bummed a man.

Was invited to climb-on once - but could I f*ck manage it.

Ah well - I guess I'll just have to stick with servicing the minge...

XYY

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Ride a unicycle.

A cousin had one. One night I dreamt I could ride one. It seemed so simple, I got the 'feel' of it.

When I next saw him, I had a go.

Could I ride it? Could I f***.

You have to be a bit "Blacked up like a Sambo" to ride that!! :blink:

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You have to be a bit "Blacked up like a Sambo" to ride that!! :blink:

"Kiwi", or "Cherry Blossom"...?

Discuss...

XYY

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"Kiwi", or "Cherry Blossom"...?

Discuss...

XYY

Have you seen the film?

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I'd rather ride a unicycle than anyone's bottom.

Both are highly over-rated - in my humble opinion like.

I'll stick to drinking, smoking and oggling "readers'-wives" if it's all the same with you renty...

XYY

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Get planning permission for an affordable, eco, self build in the south east. £12k on surveys, architects, consultants and appeals. Soddit.

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Bummed a man.

Was invited to climb-on once - but could I f*ck manage it.

Ah well - I guess I'll just have to stick with servicing the minge...

XYY

Commendable honesty there. An example to all of us...

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Why would you want to do that? What a waste.

In fact, I have concluded there are no such thing as bisexual women only lesbians who lack commitment.

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I should have learned to fly a plane when I lived in Aberdeen.

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Get a motorhome buy a one-way ticket for calais and just keep driving.... ;)

You're doing it wrong. A one-way ticket to Ostende and just keep cycling was lots of fun.

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If I say "precipitate a HPC merely by writing on a backwater forum", you'll immediately grasp the breadth and depth of my disappointments elsewhere.

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If I say "precipitate a HPC merely by writing on a backwater forum", you'll immediately grasp the breadth and depth of my disappointments elsewhere.

Google search 'off topic' and you will see it is a significant voice in the world of off topic. If you're looking to cut a swathe in the off topic arena it is clearly the place to be heard.

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Google search 'off topic' and you will see it is a significant voice in the world of off topic. If you're looking to cut a swathe in the off topic arena it is clearly the place to be heard.

Did you google it with a fresh browser that google doesn't recognise as a regular visitor to HPC?

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