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Nigerian Kidnappers Demand $1.5bn Control Of Oil...

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I guess Bush will be discovering WMDs in Nigeria tomorrow: weren't they the ones he claimed were selling uranium to Saddam Hussein?

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Hello my goodtime long friend. As a minister representative of the Nigerian treasury we have not easy cashflow problem of $1,500,000,000 needing to rest in your account for 48 hours, money coming from Shell bigoil. Of course you will receive $20,000,000 helper fee.

(God forgive me.)

You're a sick sick sick funny man.

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$1.5 BILLION and Control of oil for 4 LIVES?????

I am sorry but they are deluded! Moneys worth far more than Human life - ask ANY politician!

TB

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$1.5 BILLION and Control of oil for 4 LIVES?????

I am sorry but they are deluded! Moneys worth far more than Human life - ask ANY politician!

TB

The travel guides say a life is only worth about 50 quid in Nigeria. These guys need to kidnap the entire African west coast for the deal to make sense. A coup de etat would be the way to go.

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  • 301 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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