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Today, I Heard An American Joke England Has No Future!

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The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21

A woman is like Africa or Australia.

She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30

A woman is like America or Japan.

Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35

She is like India or Spain.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40

A woman is like France or Argentina.

She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50

She is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.

She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60

She is like Russia or Canada.

Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70

A woman is like England or Mongolia.

With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really).

After 70

They become Albania or Afghanistan.

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70

A man is like Zimbabwe

Ruled by a dick.

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So, this once proud country of England is appearing in joke like this?

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They've been around a long time.Here's one from the 80's.....

What's the difference between the USA and the UK?

The Usa has got Ronald Reagan,Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder.

The UK has got Margaret Thatcher,no cash,no hope and no bloody wonder!!!!

Oh,how we laughed.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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