spyguy Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Chinese have a lot of learning on tourist etiquette. Dont jump the queue Dont spit. Dont get out of a car at the Safari park ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Do not feed the animals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Liveleak footage http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=913_1469352756 ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Ha ha! They make computer parts for cheap though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy budd Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Karma for all the tigers that have been killed for "Chinese Medicine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted July 24, 2016 Author Share Posted July 24, 2016 Karma for all the tigers that have been killed for "Chinese Medicine" Yep. 'How's it feel like when Im eating your ckc?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Video comment I don't read Chinese but I am sure that underlined part says don't get out of the car for any fuk in reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonguest Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Looks to me like one for the 2016 Darwin Awards. Are they still even being compiled? or has PC managed to kill off even them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Unfortunately, the Chinese student staying at my friend's house had to be told yesterday not to put used toilet paper in the bathroom wastebasket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonguest Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Unfortunately, the Chinese student staying at my friend's house had to be told yesterday not to put used toilet paper in the bathroom wastebasket. Vaguely reminds me of, possibly apocryphal, reports in the early 1970s, around the time of the OPEC led oil price shock, and arabs almost overnight swooping in on London and staying at various top hotels......and how staff found that their newly arrived Levantine guests seemed unfamiliar with the WC and had instead taken to cr*pping on the floor. On the plus side at least said Chinese lodger is using a waste bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StainlessSteelCat Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Vaguely reminds me of, possibly apocryphal, reports in the early 1970s, around the time of the OPEC led oil price shock, and arabs almost overnight swooping in on London and staying at various top hotels......and how staff found that their newly arrived Levantine guests seemed unfamiliar with the WC and had instead taken to cr*pping on the floor. On the plus side at least said Chinese lodger is using a waste bin. Possibly not, the Pakistani MSc/PhD students at a university where I worked had to be shown how to use the toilets after a number of accidents/breakages involving them squatting on top of the toilet seats. No doubt many Brits are equally baffled on encountering a squatting toilet for the first time. I suspect in China you are asked not to put used paper in toilets to avoid blockages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted July 24, 2016 Author Share Posted July 24, 2016 The woman seems to having a real stampy foot strop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steppenpig Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 That's the system in a lot of Asian countries. Some places don't have plumbing/sewers that can cope with being blocked with paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinAndPlatonic Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 The woman seems to having a real stampy foot strop. they all walk like that.even when happy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgul Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 I thought this would be about the latest British moan which is for foreign tourists (mainly Asian, it seems) wandering around you garden. I've heard of it happening in Bicester (home of the third greatest tourist attraction in the UK), but it happened to my mum the other day and she lives in the middle of nowhere. Of course, it is beyond the complainers to realise that this is exactly what they've been doing (including my mum) every time they've gone to a foreign country on holiday over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I think I'll make a wooden board with hooks, and hang genuine plastic models of Big Ben, London buses, and sell postcards, if I get tourists round this way (I don't live in London)(highly unlikely I will get tourists). £££££!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Vaguely reminds me of, possibly apocryphal, reports in the early 1970s, around the time of the OPEC led oil price shock, and arabs almost overnight swooping in on London and staying at various top hotels......and how staff found that their newly arrived Levantine guests seemed unfamiliar with the WC and had instead taken to cr*pping on the floor. On the plus side at least said Chinese lodger is using a waste bin. They're used to hole in the floor shitters and will squat ON THE TOILET SEAT as not used to sitting. We had a big problem here in the NHS in the eighties trying to retrain some foreign doctors how to use our sort of toilet. And a lot of mess for the cleaners to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 They're used to hole in the floor shitters and will squat ON THE TOILET SEAT as not used to sitting. We had a big problem here in the NHS in the eighties trying to retrain some foreign doctors how to use our sort of toilet. And a lot of mess for the cleaners to deal with. Yikes !! It is meant to be the best way to do it though. Prevents piles etc.. I sit whilst on my tip toes when using my home bog. Smaller but similar effect - I think. Maybe. No piles yet though !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonguest Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Yikes !! It is meant to be the best way to do it though. Prevents piles etc.. I sit whilst on my tip toes when using my home bog. Smaller but similar effect - I think. Maybe. No piles yet though !! Too much information! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RentingForever Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 You too can experience the joy of squatting, via the Squatty Potty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Yikes !! It is meant to be the best way to do it though. Prevents piles etc.. I sit whilst on my tip toes when using my home bog. Smaller but similar effect - I think. Maybe. No piles yet though !! Piles seem to be a genetic thing outside of the direct physical causes like childbirth. Spike Milligan referred to them as "the curse of the Milligans". If your parents don't have them then you are sitting on your tiptoes unnecessarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riedquat Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Of course, it is beyond the complainers to realise that this is exactly what they've been doing (including my mum) every time they've gone to a foreign country on holiday over the years. Can't say it's ever occured to me to wander around someone's garden in another country and I'm surprised that anyone would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canbuywontbuy Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Animals:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilf Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Animals:- Had similar experience with Russians when I was in Egypt, they would pile their plates really high and then just leave about 90% of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gardener Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Yikes !! It is meant to be the best way to do it though. Prevents piles etc.. I sit whilst on my tip toes when using my home bog. Smaller but similar effect - I think. Maybe. No piles yet though !! I reckon that's a load of crap. Unless you can show me the stats that say nobody in Pakistan for example suffers from piles.Edit: Load of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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