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EmmaRoid

I'm A Loser.

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Well, I'm not too much of a loser.

3. Sail a boat from one country to another (the North Sea or English Channel are hardly that challenging)
6. Spend a week completely unplugged from the world (must do this again soon)
12. Buy someone an engagement ring, without them knowing, and get their size right (not hard - steal one of their other rings & take to jeweller)
15. Eat a meal you hunted and grew yourself (I have a garden, a gun, a rod so this is not rare)
16. Write something – a story, song or poem – regardless of whether or not it will be any good (I used to write poetry for "look busy work in the office)
17. Become a true expert at something (some people considered me a true expert - I was never so sure)
19. Do your bit for the environment (I ride a bike - does that count)
29. Go back to university and do what you wanted to do the first time (well, more of the same - but it was always my thing)
30. Learn how to fly a plane (never got the PPL but flew a lot once)
33. Watch the sun rise somewhere incredible (every morning)
38. Crash an incredible party (actually this is a lie. My wife gatecrashed Carlsberg's corporate jamboree.)

Still, 75% loser.

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Seems like the kind of crap you would get in GQ, Maxim, FHM etc.

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped buying such magazine's

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Seems like the kind of crap you would get in GQ, Maxim, FHM etc.

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped buying such magazine's

That's why I posted it :)

And the willy wavers didn't disappoint :D

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That's why I posted it :)

And the willy wavers didn't disappoint :D

You did ask! My only complaint is that there isn't enough scope to discuss my charitable works, my success with women, or my high net worth. Or, indeed, my Casio F-91W watch (£6.99 from Amazon).

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A gentleman cannot possibly exist unplugged from the World.

In the World, there is the eaten and the eater. A Gentleman is served and appreciates the service.

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That's why I posted it :)

And the willy wavers didn't disappoint :D

One. I got caught speeding in a nice car, definitely wouldn't recommend it.

I have a loose ambition of taking my sons on a tour the US on motorbikes, following the "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" route, reading it as we go.

Also I would love to go to Iceland for the Northern Lights.

I think I'll struggle to get to three.

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I can think of 40 better things than those to do before you're 40....who thinks these things up?

These got posted occasionally more often as a fop to what it means to be true middle class or some such. This list I saw as pure aspirational ******** agitprop.

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One. I got caught speeding in a nice car, definitely wouldn't recommend it.

I have a loose ambition of taking my sons on a tour the US on motorbikes, following the "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" route, reading it as we go.

Also I would love to go to Iceland for the Northern Lights.

I think I'll struggle to get to three.

Fly via Iceland to the US :)

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I got let off for speeding in not such a nice car!

What a crap list of things to achieve.

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I won't accept any list that doesn't include getting a back-scuttle round the back of the Regal bingo, Hartlepool - or being noshed on the back-seat of a bus while drinking a can of Special Brew..!

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