happy_renting Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Sturgeon: I want to discuss a special relationship between Scotland and the EU in the likely event of a Brexit. I have the UK government by the goolies. EU: Do you seriously think we would consider any arrangement, especially in the current fractious climate, that might encourage cessession by the Catelans, Basques, Walloons and every other seperatist minorIty? Sturgeon: Er... EU: Do you know what this? It's a door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 EU: We would rather have the Welsh than you. At least they have Gareth Bale and not many gingers! Come back when you have got rid of that tedious sword-dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 triples all round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Juncker: Go on, say it! Sturgeon: Oh alright then... Fandabidoze! Juncker: Hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul77 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Sorry guys, did not follow the news recently... is it based on something real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 Sorry guys, did not follow the news recently... is it based on something real? The meeting was real. The hoped-for outcome was a product of Crankie's wild fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 The EU could really screw the UK by offering the Scottish there own deal and acceptance into the EU, however the other separatist movements complicates the issue, something which she must realise if she has any political intelligence at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 The EU could really screw the UK by offering the Scottish there own deal and acceptance into the EU, however the other separatist movements complicates the issue, something which she must realise if she has any political intelligence at all. So far we're still full members so they can't even think of screwing us and have to play a straight bat with the Krankie. Once we trigger Article 50 things will be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 The EU could really screw the UK by offering the Scottish there own deal and acceptance into the EU, however the other separatist movements complicates the issue, something which she must realise if she has any political intelligence at all. Indeed. She can further her political capital with Scottish voters however, which may be all this is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 Not a good idea to put all your Basques in one Exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Sturgeon: I want to discuss a special relationship between Scotland and the EU in the likely event of a Brexit. I have the UK government by the goolies. EU: Do you seriously think we would consider any arrangement, especially in the current fractious climate, that might encourage cessession by the Catelans, Basques, Walloons and every other seperatist minorIty? Sturgeon: Er... EU: Do you know what this? It's a door. Please do not put basque and sturgeon in the same post, I'm trying to eat my dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDevil Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Juncker: Go on, say it! Sturgeon: Oh alright then... Fandabidoze! Juncker: Hahahahaha Haha that made me laugh, skip to 21secs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evictee Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 EU: Weren't you campaigning to leave the UK and therefore the EU two years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InlikeFlynn Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Not a good idea to put all your Basques in one Exit. your genius is wasted here You must have been waiting years to use that pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Haha that made me laugh, skip to 21secs wee jimmy's rendition of susan boyle is feckin hilarious! she's still got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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