Frank Hovis Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Can I suggest the XYY man as Minister of Defence? He'll keep our beaches safe from foreign incursions however cunningly disguised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Can I suggest the XYY man as Minister of Defence? He'll keep our beaches safe from foreign incursions however cunningly disguised. we have almost made an alternative Government. There is more sense here than in the "real" world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Hmmm .... Injin for the minister of finance? Ccc as minister for debauchery? SarahBell as minister for suburbia? Frank as minister for waste? Mr Renting as postmaster general? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 We almost have it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Hmmm .... Would you be interested in the Transport portfolio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Can I suggest the XYY man as Minister of Defence? He'll keep our beaches safe from foreign incursions however cunningly disguised. I humbly accept the post - and you can be certain that no French spies will set ever set foot on these glorious shores and live long enough to report back to Paris. I assume this means I get a bigger desk and three different coloured phones....? XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEATH Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I usually draw an extra box on the ballot and vote for Ken Dodd but I will deviate from a 25 year tradition and support MrPin(MP) for PM/President/Fuhrer/Forum Moderator/Messiah/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEATH Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Can I be Minister for Justice? I will hang them all (depending on how close their eyes are together). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I humbly accept the post - and you can be certain that no French spies will set ever set foot on these glorious shores and live long enough to report back to Paris. I assume this means I get a bigger desk and three different coloured phones....? XYY I can even guarantee a colour television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I am unworthy of your adulation! Leaders need followers, and I have none! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I am unworthy of your adulation! Leaders need followers, and I have none! You need to get all Chairman Moa on your citizens and publish your manifesto so that we can all carry it around in our pockets. "Pinny's Little Red Well-Thumbed Jazz-Mag" certainly has a canny ring to it...! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Would you be interested in the Transport portfolio? Provided it means I can maintain my private means of escape with sufficient range to cross the Channel, North Sea or Irish Sea as necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgul Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 We are wired correctly, Mr Renting. I still don't want to be prime minister. The Pin Party would have little appeal to the majority of voters. Too many vested interests these days - surely the right party for these difficult times is the one which didn't actually want to be in power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgul Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Provided it means I can maintain my private means of escape with sufficient range to cross the Channel, North Sea or Irish Sea as necessary. Don't ever underestimate the allure of the Faroe Islands for deposed dictators - try to get range for the mid North Atlantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Don't ever underestimate the allure of the Faroe Islands for deposed dictators - try to get range for the mid North Atlantic. I can see you'll do nicely in the Foreign Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgul Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I can see you'll do nicely in the Foreign Office. Hmm. I absolutely, definitely don't want the job. But, by my own theory of leadership, that makes me the ideal candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I'd actually like John Major back to do this. Endless pedantic details of clause and sub clause would fill him with joy and he would do a cracking job. It'd be fun too with him doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 You need to get all Chairman Moa on your citizens and publish your manifesto so that we can all carry it around in our pockets. "Pinny's Little Red Well-Thumbed Jazz-Mag" certainly has a canny ring to it...! XYY A proper one from the 90s with real muffy, and no fake tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 I'm not a Mason. so you belong to an even more secret society called the roofers? what level flasher are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 so you belong to an even more secret society called the roofers? what level flasher are you? If, like me, you were a regular reader of the Somerset County Gazette you would know that Mr Pin has obtained the flasher level of "habitual". With rather more effort over the coming year he hopes to achieve the top grade of "notorious". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Oh do stop it with the mischief! No, really! I'm not convinced the Pin government is very sensible to incur the wrath of the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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