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Mrpin Should Be Caretaker Prime Minister

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We need someone who can listen to the people and invoke whatever Article the bureaucrats can quote at him.

Someone with a steady hand and a wise head to lead us.

But until we find him, I propose we give the reins of power to MrPin

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I'd actually like John Major back to do this.

Endless pedantic details of clause and sub clause would fill him with joy and he would do a cracking job.

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I am no leader. I am flattered by your flattery! :wacko: The Piniverse will not arise by shouting. The Piiverse is not ruled by one. It is all of us, all voices are heard! :wacko:

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Stick a Pin on a donkey and he can lead us until a lion turns up.

I point my rather overfilled Levis in your general direction. :blink:

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I'd actually like John Major back to do this.

Endless pedantic details of clause and sub clause would fill him with joy and he would do a cracking job.

I like John Major but he was pro-remain, surely that would put his ability to put the UK first in doubt?.

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If MrPin is Caretaker PM he should have a peaked hat, pan and brush!

A giant mop, as per the "Toxic Avenger". :blink:

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I like John Major but he was pro-remain, surely that would put his ability to put the UK first in doubt?.

Isn't Howard good at this caretaker thing?

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I'd love to see Mr P in a brown lab coat, flannels, walrus moustache, broom in hand!

You woman of filth! Prime Ministers don't dress like that. Actually I have a blue lab coat!

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We are wired correctly, Mr Renting. :blink: I still don't want to be prime minister. The Pin Party would have little appeal to the majority of voters. :(

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MrPin will need some regalia to go with the position.

The Great Mop Bucket of Authority.

The Brown Flannel Cloak of Sanitation.

I'm not a Mason. :wacko:

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Are you greater than 0?

In the great Fourier transform of life, I am that spike in the middle. I am exactly the DC component.

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Would you be flattered by my flatulence? It's the best I can offer you.

P

Flatulent or not, are you OK with "other people's money"? I will need a chancellor. :wacko: I don't want any millenium domes built with it!

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I have a red packed lunch Box. It says "Worzel Gummidge" on the front but I reckon I can definitely get that out with a compass.

P

Winkie might be chancellor. How do feel about Foreign Secretary? I want somebody in a pith helmet.

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