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Empire (Hurrah!) Space-Person Tim Peake has been anointenated Grand Galactic Commander of the Queens Imperial Space Fleet by Mrs. Queen herself..

Britain now has Total Command of Outer Space.

He descends to Earth to walk amongst us again very soon.

Be ready. Deck out the Streets of Albion with acres of tinsel. Anything glittery will do.

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Peake is joined in the Royal Queen's honourationments list by Dame James Dyson, inventor and discoverer of Jim's Dyson, the subatomic particle that causes suction.

Together with electromagnetism, gravity, and the weak, strong and average nuclear forces, suction is one of the 6 fundamental forces in Commander Tim Peake's Universe.

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I have no problem with honours to Tim Peake, but Ant and Dec OBE ?

Tremendous light entertainers who consistently win awards; good choice IMO.

Tim Peake has just sat on a space bus for a few months. Anybody off the street could do that.

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Has he met Vulcans yet?

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Has he met Vulcans yet?

No, they ensure that they have a very high fibre diet because the lack of gravity has a bad effect upon the digestive process.

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I sent him a tweet asking him how do we know that he is the real Tim Peake and not some alien who has body-snatched him whilst he was sleeping. But I did not get a reply. I have more suspicions now.

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Old boring entertainers?

I didn't know they were entertainers! Not as good as Harry Enfield, and Paut Whitehouse. :blink:

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Empire (Hurrah!) Space-Person Tim Peake has been anointenated Grand Galactic Commander of the Queens Imperial Space Fleet by Mrs. Queen herself..

Your tireless campaign to bring public attention to this unsung hero has finally born fruit.

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Well, I found it amusing that they gave him a CMG instead of a CBE. That is usually for service in foreign lands. I can imagine the guys in the honours office having a right old laugh about it.

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Well, I found it amusing that they gave him a CMG instead of a CBE. That is usually for service in foreign lands. I can imagine the guys in the honours office having a right old laugh about it.

Yes, especially as he is keeping space British.

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Empire (Hurrah!) Space-Person Tim Peake has been anointenated Grand Galactic Commander of the Queens Imperial Space Fleet by Mrs. Queen herself..

Britain now has Total Command of Outer Space.

He descends to Earth to walk amongst us again very soon.

Be ready. Deck out the Streets of Albion with acres of tinsel. Anything glittery will do.

Will she use a light sabre to bestow this honour on Tim Peake?

I'm not sure the elderly should be let loose with light sabres. Look at the damage they do to estate agent's windows just with an automatic mini metro.

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Also in the list is Dame Vera Lynn.

Dame Vera said "What? I thought I was a Dame already. What ****ing use is this to me now? I'm 99."

Perhaps it was forecast to be a sunny day, for the ceremony, and the Queen recalled Dame Vera always banging on about wanting to meet again.

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Whale meat again? -_- Norsk! Hvalen?

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The Queen has pulled a real coup here.

By enoblemating a person in Space, she has proven that the British Empire now extends into Outer Space. Star maps will now have to be coloured red.

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Technical query:

How do you command a Sir to arise, when in space, there is no up nor down?

The Sun is in space and manages to rise every day, so perhaps if the Queen was to orbit British astronaut Commander Tim Peake he would appear to rise from her perspective.

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Technical query:

How do you command a Sir to arise, when in space, there is no up nor down?

Technical query 2:

Does the phrase 'Anybody got any Veras?' need to be reworded as 'Anybody got any Dames?'?

Is there an expert on rhyming slang in the house?

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