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All This Talk Of Strangeness

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Toilet heights. Swearing toddlers, Bowel movements. Insect sex. Dodgy Internet dates. The strangest of days! :huh:

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Toilet heights. Swearing toddlers, Bowel movements. Insect sex. Dodgy Internet dates. The strangest of days! :huh:

HPC OT is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

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Walked into this abbey on the off chance, never expected it, they were playing organ recital.......totally absorbing......another place. ;)

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Now Winkie has posted a video of a man with an impressive organ! :blink:

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All this talk of getting old it's getting me down.

With luck, you will be older tomorrow.

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Well I was going to start another motorcycle thread......

I've been using a needle and thread to sew lines of thread into my trousers pockets so that instead of one big pocket there's different compartments of custom sizes for my stuff.

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I've been using a needle and thread to sew lines of thread into my trousers pockets so that instead of one big pocket there's different compartments of custom sizes for my stuff.

Very strange....

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I sew my pockets together so they form a long tube inside the front of my pants.

Excellent for shoplifting cucumbers.

Has TIm Peake had anything to say on this? I could probably call him on the ISS channel. :blink:

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Has TIm Peake had anything to say on this? I could probably call him on the ISS channel. :blink:

Glittery Spangly British (Hurray!) Space Superstar Tim Peake probably has a dedicated space-cucumber air pocket in his bespoke sparkly tailored Spacesuit.

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Good. PM me your address and I'll send you my coffee creams.

Filth! :blink:

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My mother always warned me about women like you but I never thought I`d actually meet one !

Are you sure they`re really coffee creams and not those god awful orange ones ?

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