davidg Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Scientists have issued the dramatic warning that the north pole is shifting towards England as melting ice sheets reduce the weight of the earth at the poles. Since 2003, Greenland has lost more than 272 trillion kilograms of ice a year, the West Antarctica 124 trillion kgs of ice and East Antarctica has gained about 74 trillion kgs of ice yearly. The planet risks toppling over onto its side much like a woman who has liposuction on her butt and has breast implants. http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/09/melting-ice-sheets-changing-the-way-the-earth-wobbles-on-its-axis-says-nasa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Oh dear. Those cute Polar bears won't last long in Middlesbrough... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 Oh dear. Those cute Polar bears won't last long in Middlesbrough... XYY I've been to Middlebrough, the climate is like the freakin' artic already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I've been to Middlebrough, the climate is like the freakin' artic already. Indeed. Here in Oldham it can be like the Arctic all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turned Out Nice Again Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I've been to Middlebrough, the climate is like the freakin' artic already. Not just the bleak North East! Reporting here from England's sunshine coast (aka Narnia) - no sign of Spring as yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 As long as this global wobbling doesn't get Ipswich anywhere near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Look on the bright side. There'll be loads of lonely Eskimo burds to shag while their blurks are away hunting blubber...! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Look on the bright side. There'll be loads of lonely Eskimo burds to shag while their blurks are away hunting blubber...! XYY They will need to visit New Orleans, where I have never seen such a large bottom, crammed into tiny hot pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
council dweller Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Sarah... Well I did offer half my bed in Cambridge ! It`s the 9th of April here and still no snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 As misleading as a trick QI question; even the scientist quoted at the end says that there's nothing to worry about. If it moves under my house then I can throw away my Satnav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 As misleading as a trick QI question; even the scientist quoted at the end says that there's nothing to worry about. If it moves under my house then I can throw away my Satnav. Everywhere you throw it will be South! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybong Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 So are they saying it'll help to support house prices? Does it mean people have to vote to stay in the eu? Up the fear factor and cling together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Scientists have issued the dramatic warning that the north pole is shifting towards England as melting ice sheets reduce the weight of the earth at the poles. Since 2003, Greenland has lost more than 272 trillion kilograms of ice a year, the West Antarctica 124 trillion kgs of ice and East Antarctica has gained about 74 trillion kgs of ice yearly. The planet risks toppling over onto its side much like a woman who has liposuction on her butt and has breast implants. http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/09/melting-ice-sheets-changing-the-way-the-earth-wobbles-on-its-axis-says-nasa what b0llocks. everybody knows that the north pole will be over south africa, and england will be quite close to(one of 3) south poles. that's why the ice is melting, the celestial polarity lines are transitting, and the magnetic shield is coming down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybong Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Scientists have issued the dramatic warning that the north pole is shifting towards England as melting ice sheets reduce the weight of the earth at the poles. They're trying to pretend it isn't already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I blame Trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 lol, banner at the bottom of the page wants me to become a 'guardian supporter' for 49 quid a year. Reduced to begging for money!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpewLabour Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I thought Brexit would have been blamed for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Well I've just checked with Durham council, and apparently you don't need planning-permission for an igloo... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEATH Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Someone commented that there are enough poles here already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Scientists have issued the dramatic warning that the north pole is shifting towards England as melting ice sheets reduce the weight of the earth at the poles. Since 2003, Greenland has lost more than 272 trillion kilograms of ice a year, the West Antarctica 124 trillion kgs of ice and East Antarctica has gained about 74 trillion kgs of ice yearly. The planet risks toppling over onto its side much like a woman who has liposuction on her butt and has breast implants. http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/09/melting-ice-sheets-changing-the-way-the-earth-wobbles-on-its-axis-says-nasa Your thread title is b*ll*cks. The article of course says nothing of the sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steppenpig Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Your thread title is b*ll*cks. Still working off that hangover, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errol Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XswampyX Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Global warming eh? You're all going to freeze! Turn off that heating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Global warming eh? You're all going to freeze! Turn off that heating. Superb Never watched it, not sure I'll ever bother now either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Superb Never watched it, not sure I'll ever bother now either. Give it a go. If you're like me you'll enjoy it hugely for about two and a half series and then get increasingly annoyed by the standard plot twist of killing off each character as soon as they become successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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