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She is a good looking lady. No way needed an anonymous donor, like I am. I put a bag over my head, to stop the woman screaming.

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Good question! Everyone can be found.

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Some sort of willy warmer device made of tin foil might work?

I have a brass coal powered one. I inherited it from my grandfather. :(

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I got a job as a sperm-donor after being told your jizz was extracted orally by a very skilled prozzy dressed as a nurse.

Imagine my horror when on my first day they ushered me into a cubicle with a small plastic cup and a copy of "Razzle"...!

"Howay man!" I exclaimed, "Wharrabout the burd that chugs it out for ya...?"

"Check your employment contract Mr XYY," they said, "It clearly states that all new employees must work a week in hand..."

XYY

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I got a job as a sperm-donor after being told your jizz was extracted orally by a very skilled prozzy dressed as a nurse.

Imagine my horror when on my first day they ushered me into a cubicle with a small plastic cup and a copy of "Razzle"...!

"Howay man!" I exclaimed, "Wharrabout the burd that chugs it out for ya...?"

"Check your employment contract Mr XYY," they said, "It clearly states that all new employees must work a week in hand..."

XYY

Crikey you remember "Razzle"? A bit of pot luck that one. "Mayfair " was dead posh in comparison!

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Crikey you remember "Razzle"? A bit of pot luck that one. "Mayfair " was dead posh in comparison!

Of course I do Pinny. I remember my wänk-mags better than some of my wives...!

"Razzle" was my first - found in a privet hedge in the local park.

After that I graduated to "Penthouse" via "Treasure Chests"...!

And my dodgy cousin Jacqueline was once a reader's wife...!

XYY

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Of course I do Pinny. I remember my wänk-mags better than some of my wives...!

"Razzle" was my first - found in a privet hedge in the local park.

After that I graduated to "Penthouse" via "Treasure Chests"...!

And my dodgy cousin Jacqueline was once a reader's wife...!

XYY

There wasn't much reading involved. :blink:

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I found a copy of 'Health and Efficiency' in the park!

I put it there, for your continued education! :blink:

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I found a copy of 'Health and Efficiency' in the park!

And I trust that due to this blessing you have remained healthy and efficient ever since...?

XYY

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I put it there, for your continued education! :blink:

Education...? Some teacher you are Pinny.

All their fannies were airbrushed out in them days - can you imagine my confusion the first time I managed to get a lasses knickers off...?

I was so distraught that I never ventured into my grandad's shed again...

XYY

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