MrPin Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 My windows are very dorty after this winter. No asteroids have hit Castle PIn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 "We cross now to a live link with Tim Peake giving us a rendition of When I'm Cleaning Windows on a ukulele." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 The magic of our science shines brighter than a thousand suns. As long as Tim Peake (he's British you know) keeps the windows clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 I can provide a ukulele, as MrPin's musical emporium is always open! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Spaceships use portland glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Gordon Pugh Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Do 'spaceships' really exist and go into space? If not you might expect NASA to fake weightless hair effects with hairspray for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgul Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 In space, no-one can clean your 'screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 In space, no-one can clean your 'screen. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail the Tripod Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Has anyone ever had an orgasm in space?Longest space flights are over a year. There's no way a healthy adult male holds it in for over a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 What spaceships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybong Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Why not - why would Hollywood be any different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 Who is Tim Peake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Who is Tim Peake? Peake Cleaning & Hygiene Services Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 I don't live in Brighton any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 If spaceship windows do get dirty, it is only because you solicit British (hurrah!) Astrounaut Tim Peake to throw his poo out of the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 If spaceship windows do get dirty, it is only because you solicit British (hurrah!) Astrounaut Tim Peake to throw his poo out of the window. Brought to you by Heston Blumenthal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I imagine the corpse of Laika and assorted chimpanzees would probably make a mess on a windscreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Yes, of course they do, high flying birds poop on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Actually, freeze-dried Laika poo is probably an additional hazard. Then there's all those Shuttle tiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Actually, freeze-dried Laika poo is probably an additional hazard. Then there's all those Shuttle tiles. Probably some of the last remaining rare white dog poo that the government hasn't squirrelled away in its aircraft hangar with all the porn mags, from hedgerows, fat ladies on mopeds and the ark of the covenant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted March 21, 2016 Author Share Posted March 21, 2016 Yes, of course they do, high flying birds poop on them. Romulan Warbirds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Windows 10 never gets dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Romulan Warbirds? That would have confused Kirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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