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Mikhail Liebenstein

Handy Mail Guide To Help Women Identify Their Breasts

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Are they your Chrismas breast socks? It's nice of your daughter to have made that!

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If any ladies among you are struggling to identify your knockers, I am more than happy to pop round and give you a hand...

XYY

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They've used funny terms. Where are:

Just right

Two handsful.

Pillows.

Aspirins on an ironing board.

Satsumas-in-a-sock

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Aye, and there's no "Fried Eggs" or "Dead-heat in a Zeppelin race" either...!

I must say that's some pretty shoddy journalism on display here folks.

XYY

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If any ladies among you are struggling to identify your knockers, I am more than happy to pop round and give you a hand...

XYY

I'm always looking for opportunities to wear my 'Boob Inspector' cap in a non-ironic fashion.

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They've used funny terms. Where are:

Just right

Two handsful.

Pillows.

Aspirins on an ironing board.

Satsumas-in-a-sock

Two puppies fighting in a bag.

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I think the Daily Mail is very silly. This is not "news". :( I don't think you complain about strange nipples, when you get a whole woman to play with. Or am I just eccentric? :blink:

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Some great top rated comments on that mail article:

My wife has got roller blind, open the bra and they roll down to her knees

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"Another sign is nipples that point outwards and a gap between your cleavage"

I think if you've got a gap between your cleavage you've probably got more problems than trying to find a bra that fits...

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