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If you were "stuck in a pub" waiting for a train, who would you like to be stuck with, whilst you eat your pastie, and pickled onion, past or present. You only have one hour before the train. :huh: I would quite like to be stuck with Spike Milligan, Richard Feynmann, and Clara Schuhmann. :unsure: And maybe Terry Gilliam. :(

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It'd be a peaceful pastie - they're all dead.

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It'd be a peaceful pastie - they're all dead.

I did say past or present. :wacko:

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A new twist on the dinner party theme, so drinkers you can have a laugh with.

I'd probably go with a handful of the naturally funny comics as I'd still be chuckling days later.

Say Frank Skinner (ex-drinker), Sarah Millican, Dylan Moran, Jennifer Saunders, Rhod Gilbert, Harry Hill.

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I think I'd like to see the result of Putin and Trump having a few beers/vodkas together.

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A new twist on the dinner party theme, so drinkers you can have a laugh with.

I'd probably go with a handful of the naturally funny comics as I'd still be chuckling days later.

Say Frank Skinner (ex-drinker), Sarah Millican, Dylan Moran, Jennifer Saunders, Rhod Gilbert, Harry Hill.

I think Frank Skinner and Jeniffer Saunders might be a good deal. I might laugh too much and not finish my Scotch egg.

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George Carlin

I do find that bloke funny! :huh:

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Alex Higgins, Oliver Reed, Keith Moon, George Best & Paul Gascoigne.

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What! Nae hens like? That's a reet "blurky" pub!

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Tinky Winky, Dispsy, La La but not Po.

I don't like these "new developments"!

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What! Nae hens like? That's a reet "blurky" pub!

It's for their own safety Pinny - Princess Diana's chauffeur is driving the taxi...

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Daft Boy. If only...or Alexander the Great.

Alex was another left hander! :unsure:

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Alex was another left hander! :unsure:

Nah. The leftie was Jimmy White.

Apparently Ronnie O'Sullivan bats for both sides...!

;)

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Hmm. Good question.

My mates. Simple.

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Socrates. Plato. Einstein. Barbarella.

I'm surprised that your top-four Brazilian footballers does not include Pele...

;)

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Isn't it the case that most professional comedians are notoriously dull in real life?

That aside, I've read several times that former President George W Bush is fantastic company and extremely humorous (intentionally!) in person and also a really nice person. So it might seem a strange choice but he is one of the people I've often thought I'd really like to meet. Plus there's lots of things I'd like to know the truth about. Although I believe he doesn't drink as he's a former alcoholic.

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Theodora the wife of the Byzantine emperor Justinian the Great. She was a former circus performer whose enthusiasm for men was such that she would bemoan the fact that God had only given her three orifices. She sounds like a fun girl.

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